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weak messages create bad situations // she/her/hers // WCU alum

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

first mitch mcconnell now lindsey graham.... CAPITOL HILL HAS A FENTYNAL PROBLEM💔💔🕊️🕊️

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

lindsey graham deathmogging mitch mcconnell

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

Scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[clintoris @clintoris]

Asking HR if assisted suicide is covered in our monthly wellness stipend

[Serena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

There are only 3 hours of oxygen left on the Mitch McConnell submersible

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My brain going on a little adventure instead of being present in a conversation!!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando estoy menstruando y siento ese calambre en el culo

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight