Bryson

Unfiltered thoughts on love, sex & why we’re all doomed | #Weirdo energy only | DMs open for bad advice

[yaga @yagathedracula]

life when you put yourself first.

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

being drunk is so fun until you need to pee AGAIN

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

@naytholo You think these niggas care about you they'll still want to fuck her

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

Or else she'll come here and post about you having a small dick and call you broke then expose your weird kinks.

[Kєииу @AndieAndie54183]

You gotta fuck a crazy bitch 3-4 times a week just so y'all won't argue 😭

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

Nah that's a simp behavior fr that's why y'all get cheated on

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

Calling your age mate “mommy” because she has big fair breast is completely valid btw

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

For god's sake why can't we just hear y'all brag about having a hobby it's always men

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐲💗 @Urfv_shammy]

Unfortunately, i don't like nonchalant men. Be dominant. Check on me. Be affectionate. Tell me im gorgeous. Plan dates. Buy me flowers. Be absolutely obsessed with me

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

I think I can bag uncle waffles

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

Why is it after a haircut these men think they can bag anyone?

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

We'll have the resistance the day a toaster kills someone

[Prasenjit @Star_Knight12]

is anything coming after artificial intelligence

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

That's when y'know a mf really going through a rough time in their life

[scar @imfat]

you’re about to get money for literally doing nothing

[kamau @poorteffy]

I know niggas in the hood still on ps3 and that bitch just a nba youngboy video machine to them

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I can’t afford to fail, I don’t even know how to ask people for money.

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

@theereal_one For aesthetics probably!

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

@cartisburner__ He's now kinda corny

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

@kwets11 Dudes are just horny atp ..

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

@VooJayy @goatedcris7 Idk I'm not a fan

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

@AkademiksTV Cum bucket is crazy 😹

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

The caption low key racist

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Akademiks reveals he interviewed legendary cum bucket Daphne Joy

[Bryson @brysonIIV]

Dih topia 😹

[botchedalism @botchedalism]

For anyone wondering what a mushroom farm looks like