Bryson Fletcher

I can't tell you what I learned from school but I can Tell you a story or two

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

At zaxbys we got some boys fighting in the parking lot the others are getting girls numbers. Just another day in the trailer park ⚾️

[Chayse Warren @chayse_warren]

Never forget your roots #TPBforlife

[Jamari Wheeler @Jamariwheeler5]

I’m a cowboys fan now!! Congratulations 🤝🍾 💰🗣 @trystenhill9

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

The BIG fella is headed to the @DallasCowboys‼️🤩

Round 2 | Pick 58 = @trystenhill9

#BuiltByUCF ⚔️ #DallasCowboys

[Cayden @sanders_cayden]

Unpopular opinion: the river is better than the beach, lake, and springs

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

I’m just ready to see somebody do a football game halfway through a music concert

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

*cough* @piesmantrophy *cough*

⚔️ Trysten Hill
⚔️ DL
⚔️ 315lbs
⚔️ 1st-career TD at any level of 🏈

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

Instagram has turned into a competition of who can pull their bathing suit up their ass the farthest.
#WedgySZN

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

Abby: What do Scallops look like?

Me: They are little shells in the grass.

Abby: Look there's one (Tries to grab a flounder)

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

The only thing sharper than a Samurai sword is the is the lid on a can of peanuts

[KFC UK @KFC_UKI]

McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

Cop.
"Is that vehicle I smell coming from your vehicle"

@Bryson_3_2_1

"No sir"

Cop.
Have a nice night.

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

@Bo_Bonds_2 my boy✊🏼

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

Happy birthday to @carwashjosh9 out in South Korea eating cats and wearing camo🇺🇸 #FoxBoroGang4Life

[Devin Morris @devinmorris25]

Please spread the word

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

Irma! You just became the strongest storm in US history! What are you going to do next ?

Irma: "I'm going to Disney"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

#FraudNewsCNN #FNN

[Evan Johnson @EvannJohnson5]

I don't know anyone who deserves this more than my boy! Proud of you brother!! @s_mcmillan7 https://t.co/rM8n84yr89

[Bryson Fletcher @bryson_fletcher]

We had so many people in the car going to the river today I looked over and saw 3 Mexicans laughing on the sidewalk