Bryson Parker

I love health. I love football. I love raw milk. Psalms 144:1

[Sages Athletics @SagesAthletics]

Monticello is hiring! Come be a part of the Sages family!

Monticello Middle School Physical Education Teacher

Coaching Opportunities:
• Asst. MMS Wrestling Coach
• Asst. HS Football Coach
• Asst. HS Girls Basketball Coach

Apply today! #GoSages

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way.

Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.

Now here comes the math…

Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately.

Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done.
Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants.

Now you're left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.

But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale.

Now it's not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla.

[Neve 🌷 @naturallyneve]

The Bible mentions:

Lamb 200 times.
Raw Milk 50 times.
Cows 270 times.
Pomegranates 33 times.
Sourdough Bread 360 times.
Goats 88 times.
Figs 55 times.
Fish 40 times.
Raw Honey 61 times.
Butter 10 times.
Salt 40 times.
Olive Oil 191 times.

EAT BIBLICALLY.

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

The official video package for Triple H's Hall of Fame induction goes absolutely HARD.

Well deserved 🔥

#SmackDown

[jesse @solsrvca]

me in 30 years telling my kids about the night john cena turned heel

[Tristan Thomas @TristanThomasTV]

REGION CHAMPS: Monticello beats Unity 53-38 in the region title game @SagesAthletics @mmsbasketball25

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

Her: You are going out with the boys again aren't you?

Me:

[Tristan Simpson-King @TSimpKing]

Happy to announce I’ve accepted a Graduate Assistant position with Concordia Wisconsin!

#CUDub #CUWFootball

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS LIFE

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

Former WWE composer Jim Johnston goes into detail about the making of DX's theme song "Are You Ready?" in an edition of Behind The Theme.

The creativity of Jim is freaking insane. Give that man a spot in the WWE Hall of Fame.