Bryan Summy

Grantland Forever. The Cowboys make me cry. Not as funny as you think I am. Proud member of the FOH army. Also Stugotz army. Not even a Maester. United Grinderz

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

The story of how our planet heard about aliens in the New York Times but was too politically fatigued to care has gotta be disappointing to those aliens on some level

[Bryan Summy @brysum14]

@ichuck82 @Aliciajuliee_ I haven't had time since June 😧, I keep telling people watch me take the whole first week off and sleep lol

[Bryan Summy @brysum14]

@ryenarussillo @RussilloShow You and Scott had a daily audience member in myself in the good old days, and still a huge fan now. Best of luck moving forward

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Adding the Star Wars ending to any video makes it 10x funnier.

[Matt MacCarrick @MatthewjamesMac]

Her: He’s probably thinking about other women

Him: If the Bills go 9-7 & TEN beats LAR & loses to JAX or BAL loses 1 game they make playoffs. Or if TEN loses out and LAC loses 1 game they’re in. If Bills win out they’re in unless TEN, BAL and JAX all go 10-6. BUT if the Bills...

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

#8v24

[Robert Mays @robertmays]

I honestly think that Sean Lee is the closest thing the NFL has to a QB on defense (w/Kuechly and Wagner very close). The Dallas defense is entirely different with him in there.

[Bryan Summy @brysum14]

@BrodieJStephens @MyNBA2K Cash Daddy reading my daily emails about how I got banned after buying all my credits like

[Bryan Summy @brysum14]

@MyNBA2K Still waiting on a real response from an email sent 2 months ago #trashcustomerservice

[Bryan Summy @brysum14]

@JADubin5 And we keep taking guys who aren't better than him downfield. I don't understand.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This teacher’s reaction when his students surprised him with Duke tickets for Christmas 🙏 (via robertgrubbs_/Instagram) https://t.co/dUN7tqa1si

[Bryan Summy @brysum14]

@Aliciajuliee_ "Been a customer forever" since April of 15' 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Black Thought @blackthought]

That verse was just what I had to say at the moment lol.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Apparently you can’t actually blow the Matterhorn.

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

RT if you're a member of #CowboysNation!

#ProBowlVote:
@TankLawrence
@JasonWitten
@dak
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@TCrawford98
@Bease11
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@tfrederick72
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@thegob70
@Switz
@Kay_BlackSimba
Chris Jones
Dan Bailey

[Bryan Summy @brysum14]

@MyNBA2K Your customer service is 💩💩💩💩