BK

Regulatory lawyer (insurance/employment). Peloton fanatic. Former SCOTX clerk. Expert online shopper. Wine lover. Nap enthusiast. All opinions are my own.

[BK @brytne_k]

Ewers looks scared and is playing like absolute trash. He’ll be lucky to get drafted at this point. Let Arch play. @TexasFootball

[BK @brytne_k]

@JanieDances @ArizonaDOT Sitting in the same horrendous traffic.

[Adam Loewy @LoewyLawFirm]

Your reminder the CEO of ⁦@austinenergy⁩ is the highest paid city employee and makes over $400,000+

And we’ve yet to hear from her.

[BK @brytne_k]

@Westlaw Can't share anything right now in Texas. Any idea when things will be back up and running? #lawtwitter

[BK @brytne_k]

Lately it seems like @Westlaw has more outages than the Texas power grid.

[BK @brytne_k]

@maddi_j_c Not just you, ugh!

[BK @brytne_k]

@KSVesq @neimanmarcus @OldNavy It's for one of my amazing paralegals! Partnership wouldn't have happened without her support this year.

[BK @brytne_k]

Spent 50 minutes of my life today on the phone with @NeimanMarcus after they sent me a cheap belt instead of the $1k gift I ordered for a colleague and all I got was temporarily charged for a second $1k gift and . . . comped gift wrapping? @OldNavy has better customer service.

[BK @brytne_k]

Shout out to @SaraC_atLexis for being the most helpful today🙌.

[Sara C. @SaraC_atLexis]

@brytne_k @LexisNexis Go to https://t.co/HfSNm3wgid - and try to click free trial and see if it still gives an error. If so, DM me and I will get one created for you.

[BK @brytne_k]

@SaraC_atLexis @LexisNexis I tried to do this, but the email verification link kept saying it was expired when I clicked on it. Now when I try and sign up for a trial it says I've already taken advantage of the offer🤷‍♀️.

[BK @brytne_k]

Well, scratch that. I have to verify my email before Lexis will give me a free trial, but every time I click on the link they send it says it's expired. I give up.

[BK @brytne_k]

Six hours and counting. The situation has gotten so dire that I just signed up for a Lexis+ free trial.

[Thomson Reuters Westlaw @Westlaw]

We are aware that some customers are experiencing slowness and sporadic errors on Westlaw and Practical Law. We are working diligently to fully restore services as soon as possible and apologize for this inconvenience.

[BK @brytne_k]

Everyone needs to follow.

[Seinfeld During Covid @SeinfeldCovid]

Jerry and Newman get stuck in an elevator together. Elaine goes on a date with an anti-masker. George puts all his savings into dogecoin.

[BK @brytne_k]

@TrainWithTempo Got our Tempo yesterday and it doesn't work at all. After several software updates and contacting customer service (only available by email and told us just to reset it), all we have is a $2K white screen. Glad we waited three months for this!

[MJ Hegar @mjhegar]

So are you saying that the “climate” is... *checks notes*

“changing?”

Rep. McCaul defends Texas power grid: 'We're not used to this type of weather' https://t.co/gesgirTHPT

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

AOC and Beto did more for Texas in a week than Ted Cruz has done for Texas in his whole life. Pass it on.

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Won't be surprised if Ted Cruz throws his wife and family under the bus and blames them for being forced to go to Cancun. I'm serious.

[BetoMedia @BetoMedia]

BETO O’ROURKE on Ted Cruz...
“That FUCKER is the WORST!”

#BetoIsRight
#ExpelTedCruzNow

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.

[Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck]

Ted Cruz is many things, but he’s not oblivious enough (and even if he is, his *staff* certainly isn’t) to think that no one would notice him on a commercial flight to Cancun or in the airport on either end.

And he went *anyway.* That, to me, is the truly revealing piece here.