Brian Janson

ugh

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

“Balogun should decline to play”

[INVESTMENT HULK @INVESTMENTSHULK]

DUDES CURRENTLY ARGUING IN MY REPLIES WHETHER YUGOSLAVIAN DEATH SQUADS ARE WORSE THAN PHILADELPHIA SPORTS FANS.

BOTH SIDES MAKING COMPELLING ARGUMENTS.

[Vengeance Wood🪵 @Vengeancewood]

2011 lore-accurate Dirk

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

A lot of 27-33 year old men trying to be Anthony Bourdain. Cowardly.

I’m Action Bronson-maxxing. I’m on the phone with a Turkish saffron broker at the baccarat table. I’m providing color commentary on arms deals.

You bought black American spirits and called it “a vibe”

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

Woke up in the middle of the night to Trump openly going full Farquaad.

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

>Be American
>Your son get caught up in school shooting
>Post on internet how you hate Eileen Gu

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

And they’re off! The 2001 Daytona 500 has begun.

Attached is a handy guide of all the cars in today’s race.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@chromeheart600 (explodes)

[Michael Mockler @esquiremichael1]

The Justin Herbert vote makes more sense than the 2 Josh Allen votes #TheyJustCreatedOneMillionSamMonsons

[SEC, and CWC Champions @IOnlySayFacts]

Harden Exits Ranked:

1. Fat Suit
2. Telling Chinese kids that Daryl Morey is a liar
3. Asking out when the Clippers won 16 of the last 20
4. Kyrie not taking the vax/no extension
5. Trade from OKC to Houston

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

"Nothing from my end"

[Nathan @SitemanReturns]

If SNL had stav play Bari Weiss I'd tune in

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

thoughtless partiers: chug! chug! chug!

refined scholars: chugga! chugga! chugga! choo choo!

[Circe @vocalcry]

McDonald’s or Palantir

[Sheep Esports @Sheep_Esports]

xPeke 🇪🇸’s iconic Kassadin backdoor happened 13 years ago today.

The play sent Fnatic 🇬🇧 past SK Gaming 🇩🇪 and into the semifinals of IEM Katowice 🇵🇱

[ethel cainhurst † @durendoll]

if you order this a social worker comes out from the kitchen just to check in and see how things are going

[Ridwan Oke @RidwanuLlah]

Michael Carrick, I beg you in the name of Allah, don’t introduce me to a lifestyle you cannot maintain 🙏🏾