bryson

he/him

[bryson @bryyyyson]

officially an ivy league grad 🥺

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

If someone breaks 40.00 in the 100 freestyle final tonight I'll Venmo $100 to one person who retweets & likes this tweet (must be following me)

[bryson @bryyyyson]

@bpfujita And it works for about 15 min too

[bryson @bryyyyson]

1) i hate healthcare in America lol
2) if you have the means to help a bit, i’d appreciate the help :)

[bryson @bryyyyson]

alright so update: i needed a second knee surgery and although recovery from #2 is going well, my insurance caps the # of PT visits per year (which i already met recovering from #1). until they approve more, i pay out of pocket (~$150/session) 🧵

[bryson @bryyyyson]

lol

[bryson @bryyyyson]

@CarliRSnyder YAY CONGRATS CARLI!!! 🥳

[mona 𖦹 @monaandthemoon]

absolute perfection

[bryson @bryyyyson]

@julestrainman Congrats!!! 🥳🥳🥳

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

the key to job security is making sure people are obsessed with your vibe

[bryson @bryyyyson]

@thedecalodon idk i kinda disagree……

[bryson @bryyyyson]

oop

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Please…my son. He’s very sick.

[bryson @bryyyyson]

@galen_ i don’t give those out for free

[bryson @bryyyyson]

lol

[bryson @bryyyyson]

@jaala__ hating myself for trying to do sports

[bryson @bryyyyson]

can we start telling tourists this is the new Hawaii

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

oh you like Hawaii? just wait until you see the sequel

[Dan @Brohamulet]

Absolutely insane choice for a name

[bryson @bryyyyson]

it’s been less than 12 hours and im still speechless

[bryson @bryyyyson]

gonna psspssspsss my way to petting it

[adam @shukran___]

wyd in this situation ?