Bridget

UofM

[James @CaucasianJames]

do u think jesus ever giggled

[James @CaucasianJames]

do u think jesus could run the mile in under 7 minutes

[arp @frootifan1989]

sign me up when they have yearn island

[clintoris @clintoris]

Ordered a cider and bartender rolled their eyes

[bren🖖🏼 @bloodspatterz]

When I was a kid I assumed all Christmas songs were about Jesus because that was all I was exposed to so everytime I heard Last Christmas I was like…why would Jesus do that

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

The map of the US tomorrow

[*ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ @oatmilkdrunk]

body so tea the british are coming

[audrey @foldyrhands]

my body count? like how many times i've taken communion?

[sole▫️ laraHQ @solevol6]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

me waking up the hamsters at the pet store

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

why does he move like a muppet here

[trash jones @jzux]

the irish catholic goodbye is when you leave a party and then feel really really guilty about it