Ben Carroll

A farce, wrapped in a masquerade, smothered in a façade frosting

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

Hey @Delta , your app says I’m in-flight, but I promise I’m still on the runway

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

@HRHPrinceFrank Sounds like a you problem 💁‍♀️

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

Only took five years, but I FINALLY snagged a Lilia reservation, on a whim.

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

さよなら！(sayonara!)
In Tokyo for the week for work. What is not-to-be-missed since the last time I was here?

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

@kavin_b Yeah, the media embargo mainly applies to actors not being able to promote their project (or others’ projects, as well). Since Greta isn’t in Bar ie, she can, appear in the capacity as the director. Same reason she can do the junket despite the writers’ strike, and Noah cannot.

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

🚨Chicago-area folks🚨
What: 2 Beyoncé Tix - Floor (F4) Row 14
When: This Saturday, 22 June
Where: Soldier Field
How Much: $500/each (face value)
DM if interested!

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

Hey, hi, sorry. Been incommunicado for the past, um, many months. That’s what happens when you’re the literal only researcher on a new thing called Threads. But now that it’s out there, and batshit crazy, please give it a try. Far from perfect, but wildly fun

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

The flex of our team’s decision to share directly from Threads to here is
😂😂😂👏🏼😂😂😂😂
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This thread brought to you by my gratitude for this week’s unhinged energy, all of you, and this chicken under a picnic table. https://t.co/wImonoF2NO

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

@Venus_InFurs And here I thought you were talking about Pitbull.

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

@MissFoozie is at @mosphereBar and @HRHPrinceFrank is nowhere to be found. Sad pineapple.

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

@diane_m5 That’s the hard part. Musicians and the background vocalist were phenomenal. Felt like having The Rolling Stones do backup for Milli Vanilli.

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

The real #Scandoval is what a TERRIBLE performer he is. Pure cringe.

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

@diane_m5 Me saying it was terrible doesn’t even begin to do it justice. 🥴

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

Wait wait wait…did you not yet see his painful “rap” interlude to Groove is in the Heart? This is legit crimes against humanity activity. #Scandoval

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

It’s just like the world’s most adequate karaoke #Scandoval

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

Still doing karaoke after 90+ minutes. Here’s his rap from Groove is in the Heart 🥴

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

It’s just like the world’s most adequate karaoke #Scandoval

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

The crowd is NOT here for it 😅

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

The real #Scandoval is what a TERRIBLE performer he is. Pure cringe.

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

Why do I ALWAYS choose to watch movies that make me cry on flights? Today’s culprit, the beautiful, understated, keenly observed “The Quiet Girl”.

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

The new Delta Sky Club in MSP is, arguably, their nicest. I even think it gets the win over LGA.

[Ben Carroll @bs_carroll]

Mad Max