Becca Samelson

I have no idea what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it really, really well

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@thesusan Same, but all the accidental screenshots

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@_anghost My rage re: the term “theydies” could fuel that rocket to space

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@_anghost 10/10 would read

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@thesusan We all know Allison Janney is the queen anyway

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@special_boots @_sashayed I have this exact one. 10/10 recommend.

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@special_boots SO. CUTE!!!!!

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@thesusan which is one is Ham (Sandwich)?

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@thesusan SUSAN.

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@JennaGraz Omg yours is too perfect

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@MortuaryReport I grow in just straight water but these nutrients are great for anything hydroponic! https://t.co/Udx5KKEMyl

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@oh_toole Sorry to snitch tag but "job title: real name Kristen" was too good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@oh_toole @mfillebrown @wallingkristen

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@Witchabilly @Kristen_Arnett Her name is Indy and she's a perfect seal/bat/potato/dog

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@thesusan From one David to another

[S. Mirk @mirkwork]

Can we get a one to two year moratorium on asking “How are you?”

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

Venice continues to be the most... itself

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

We apparently didn't set them low enough.

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

@thesusan I was a fan of Sweaty Betty sports bras pre-surgery

[Becca Samelson @bsamelson]

Who wore it best?