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[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

@GregAbbott_TX You’re a fucking moron.

[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

@SportsSturm Hard to say Bob. Houston has more than its share of morons

[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

@SportsSturm Please explain the rationale behind that field goal try. I just...

[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

@TTuberville You’re a fucking idiot.

[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

@SportsSturm Can we get hockey back soon?

[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

@brucetomaso Like father, like son

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

ON THIS DATE IN GOLDEN KNIGHTS HISTORY

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Actually, not much happened. We didn't have a team yet. Probably just had some meetings

[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

Tillerson firing: NO CHAOS IN THIS WHITE HOUSE — ONLY GREAT ENERGY!! https://t.co/hQFfxSMfcS

[Tammy Metzger JD, MA @JuriSense]

The NRA has blocked gun violence research for 20 years. Let's end its stranglehold on science. https://t.co/SF9N9KpCGH

[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

@brucetomaso @realDonaldTrump actually obscene is really not strong enough Bruce.

[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

@LindaFortWorth @FoxNewsSunday oh the irony. i see what you did there.

[Rogelio Garcia, Lawyer @LawyerRogelio]

Tourism to United Sates is down since Trump took office, costing $4,600,000,000 and 40,000 jobs, according to new data. https://t.co/xZhAQ8ezBJ

[Jason Metko @jasonmetko]

@JimmySlaughter They won’t. #skol

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

If you have to go both over the river and through the woods to get to grandma’s house, there’s a good chance she doesn’t want company.

[Bob Sturm @SportsSturm]

Tough to beat a 5-time all star, 300-save closer in a Senate race.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

2017 in a nutshell: the political right is adrift in speciousness and the left is adrift in sanctimoniousness. And for those who think I should stick to music, here’s a blues scale.

[Tim Rogers @timmytyper]

I’m going to start producing a magazine the way Republicans pass tax bills. No one on staff will read it before it goes to the printer. Parts of it will be written by hand, illegibly. And middle-class Dallasites will love it!

[Bryan Sample @bsample64]

@ahumorlessfem .