Brian Savage

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

@stevekogs Hang in there Stove! Happier days lie ahead!

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

My cries from two years ago have been heard!

Relevant Tweet:
https://t.co/QYREmdcm9Y

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

ALERT: Massachusetts lawmakers have approved an amendment to bring back happy hour to the Commonwealth after a 40-year absence.

The measure still needs to have the House approve the amendment and the governor sign the amendment into law.

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

After 5.5 long years, the drought is over, what a team

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

Stroopwafels are elite 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

Biggest games left on the schedule:

1. W18 vs Jets - hopefully Rodgers or Siemian is QB by then
2. W13 vs Chargers - the Chargers find ways to lose games but hopefully we’re the exception
T-3. W14 @ Steelers & W16 @ Broncos - road game vs mediocre teams

Find a way to go 0-6

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

5 years from now we will look back on the horrendous 23’-24’ Patriots season and be thankful for all that Mac Jones, Bailey Zappe, Chad Ryland, etc. did to expedite a rebuild. If you’re going to be bad, you might as well be as terrible as possible

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

@tomecurran I personally would enjoy 30-60 minutes of you absolutely roasting every aspect of this stinky Patriots team

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

The Patriots stink, their roster stinks, and their players do dumb things

#TankForCaleb

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

@bhalligan As a sports guy I like the analogy. Now if only Bill had decided to zig and re-sign Jakobi Meyers instead of zagging and signing Juju…

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

@LargeBarstool let’s have a week Large

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

The Masked Singer is on at the gym (humble brag that I occasionally work out) and I don’t have audio but I can already tell this is the worst show in the history of television

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

Pedestrians who show no hustle at a crosswalk when a car is trying to turn are the worst. Not talking about parents trying to usher little kids across or people who need more time due to age/disability. Talking about the average joes who flex their crosswalk signal for no reason

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

I unfollowed basically all of the meme/shitposting accounts I used to follow on Instagram about a month ago, and now IG is significantly less fun to scroll through, but also significantly less distracting. The adult in me loves it, but the shitpost-loving side of me hates it 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

https://t.co/TYxgc0bMTB

Randomly thought of the most electric hockey goal call of all time this morning and had to post 😮‍💨🥵

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

@dan__irl @trend_stetter You did one fart!

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

One of the best videos I’ve ever seen on https://t.co/dNgxdfzb5q, MY GOD

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

IT FINALLY CASHED. WHAT A WAY TO START THE YEAR, HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT THIS SPORT. #DARTSDAY

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

@dan__irl https://t.co/5IWrOQoBHv

Don’t fuck with capybaras

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

Listening to Tool and working out - a natural pairing 😮‍💨🤌🏻🤌🏻

[Brian Savage @bsavvysav]

Unfollowed a bunch of accounts on IG just now and it was eye-opening to see the amount of my friends/coworkers’ pet accounts that I follow. And almost all of them have become dormant! The pet content game is not for the faint of heart folks