Brian Scanlan

My minimum asking price for taking a stranded woman to a telephone is $500. All prices subject to negotiation

[HankyPup @jetsmetsrangers]

@bscan9982 https://t.co/udJUYRiWni

[Yankee John @THE_YANKEE_JOHN]

@WATNCelebrity @bscan9982

[HankyPup @jetsmetsrangers]

“@museband: Check out the new song "Psycho" now! https://t.co/CimRSmpbp3 #MuseDrones” @bscan9982 @jcforster1

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m pretty sure I saw this department store Santa in an old episode of “Dateline.”

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

Oh yeah. Fisher ran the point. Not some dickhead small forward

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

Fisher 5x NBA Champion!
Carmello nothing

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

@THE_YANKEE_JOHN @jamesgilroy2112 @alisoncarella The PROBLEM with the Knick is Carmelo thinks he is a better player than Derrick Fisher was?

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

I hate Carmello almost as much as Lebron. WTF is Phil Jackson up to.....

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

The Globetrotters don't even sell their tix on sale at the Garden!!!

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

The New York Knicks just had a commercial on MSG selling tix to home games at the Garden ON SALE!!!

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

#knicks

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

He's a dick.

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

I hate Mello's thin mustache.

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

Carmello Anthony is the most unlikable Knick in Franchise history?

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

She had dance moves like she had down syndrome?

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

There are people at our house and they won't go home!

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

I was trying to tell a good story? I thought people were listening.

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

I hate country music. That is all

[Brian Scanlan @bscan9982]

Troy Aikman's beard?