Yeah, Joel...
What happened 12 years ago when the current CFB players were anywhere from 6-10 years old is a huge part of the criteria for the 2018 CFB ranking.
*Chants conference name
You wake up beside her. She yawns and pulls you closer in. Her dark hairs feed your skin with a strong warmth. You finally roll over, she is noticeably large. You look up into her eyes. It’s her. The one you’ve always dreamed of. The worlds first female sasquatch is in your bed.
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KEY STAT OF THE NIGHT:
100% of all players who have grabbed their crotch while telling KU to eff off on national television have gone number 1 overall in the NFL draft
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