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Goer of places. Doer of things.

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@dylancody21

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Yo I hate to say it but men be some dumb mfs sometimes. I shaved my beard off and this dude who I’ve known for years goes “did you dye your hair or something?” BC HE DIDNT RECOGNIZE ME AT FIRST

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Are Wednesday’s like casual Friday’s for church?

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Mountain Dew is a gateway drug

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stg if u have ur funeral on a Saturday I’m gonna be so pissed

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I only drive jeeps at night so I don’t have the anxiety of waving to everyone

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Public intoxication is always a hoot

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@dylancody21 *makes plans*
“meet at the bar when the sun’s directly above us”

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“girth is girth”

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@dylancody21 Well.. have you?

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*thinks oncoming car left brights on*
**stares at lights even harder to verify**

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I had depression before it was cool smdh

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Life comes at ya fast 😅

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If you drive below the speed limit could you also immediately turn the wheel as hard as you can to the right?? thnx

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Seeing boobs in real life beats pretty much everything else and I refuse to believe otherwise

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Watched a guy try to order White Castle at 6:47am today…who hurt you and why are you self sabotaging

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I love seeing ppl smoking while riding a bike bc it lets me know that it’s strictly for transportation and definitely not exercise lol

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wtf did ppl do before gps? just be remembering roads n whatnot lmao no thnx

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stoner lesbians are the best kind of lesbians