ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

Alexa is always letting her down 😂 @ShawnMendes

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

@kfc @Shainaa @kfc give grandma some chicken! 99 years old - she deserves it! 🥳

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

he's a @bohnes fan

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

My three year old told me I'm fancy as I was getting ready for work this morning 💁🏻‍♀️

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

i accidentally added 12 bottles of new age to my abc liquor cart... how's your monday going?

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

@sarita514 Feel that

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

sometimes i think about the fact that gym class heroes wrote a whole song about getting a friend request on myspace

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

I hate to admit it but this is going to be my child in a few years

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

@Shainaa No because Avery said she didn't want one

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

I asked my three year old if she wanted to adopt a dog which I thought would make her so excited and dead ass her response was "no thank you mom, I prefer my cat brothers" so idk if I should be proud or annoyed

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

@sarita514 THIS

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

@sarita514 Oh my god SAD that I never got the chance to do that

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

Someone should make me a shirt that says "Matty, it's yours" pointing to my belly however I don't think my husband would be amused

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

lmao fuck off target

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

idk if Mikey thinks I dont know that my birthday present was delivered today or what but I know

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

and today's the day I restart Grey's Anatomy for the 17th time

[ig: carnelln 🖖🏾 @carnellnichols]

Only a few will understand this joke 🥴

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

H turned on the AC for me today at work and it was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me 😭 I actually told her that it meant a lot

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

my car smells like men's cologne or a foreign laundry detergent??? It's a comforting smell but I have no idea where it came from

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

the 5sos merch website is using shopify and i hate that i know this because of work

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

Every restaurant I’ve ever ordered food from is telling me I can get beer and wine to go... so if I pick up wine from all 7 of the restaurants in my inbox, that’s considered supporting local businesses, right?

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

I watched Onward 4x with my toddler today and I still don't know how it ends

[ʙʀɪᴛᴛᴀɴʏ ɴɢᴜʏᴇɴ @bseltzz]

I've done 3 webinars today. My ass hurts and I now regret ever thinking working from home was fun 😭