britt. 🔆

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

i would die for u

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

Finally got Ania to sleep in her crib again for the first time in months & instead of enjoying the space and sleeping, I was up all night worried she’d wake up and climb out. 😵‍💫

[Xay @hoodopulence]

When in doubt watch Crazy Rich Asians on a flight always. You’ll never regret it.

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

Can pizza companies everywhere just start making a serving 1/8 of a pizza? Cause wtf is 1/5 of a pizza?! We all know we’re cutting 8 slices help a sista out!

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

I need a fatass loaf of sourdough

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Pope Leo XIV wearing a Sox hat during his weekly general audience at the Vatican

(h/t @CatholicCassie)

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

LMAO the drama ⁦@duolingo��

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

We truly need to come up with a better system for under-wires in bras.

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

Not spending $500+ on Jonas Brothers tickets to be financially responsible as a parent was probably the most adult decision I’ve made in a long time 😭

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

Coffee isn’t working this morning so Disney bangers on the ride to work it is.

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

It’s 2025 HOW are people still submitting resumes as a WORD document?!

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

I’ll never understand why “I’m not wearing any underwear” is meant to be such an intense turn on in tv shows lmao.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

RT for a chance to win this SIGNED D-Rose jersey 🌹

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

Hey @Walmart this is what you’ve got in your fridges? Delivered with my order today 🤢

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

“Your quick response is greatly appreciated” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

It’s 2024 why can’t we vote by phone

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

Something as small as watching Ania’s little hands hold up her bottle warms my heart so much 😭

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

The casting directors for HSM2 are wild for trying to pass off middle-age men as UofA basketball players.

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

I will die on this hill.

[GM Connie Chang 🐸🌈 @byConnieChang]

any other zillennials swear by the “if it’s important, they’d leave a voicemail or text” approach to ignoring calls from unknown numbers?

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

YESSS. @LamorneMorris 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Variety @Variety]

Lamorne Morris accepts his first ever #Emmy! https://t.co/3itGkRBc7U

[britt. 🔆 @bservvv]

We’re doomed.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The internet is demanding for this woman to be arrested after she took her underwear off and placed them on a tray with freshly baked bagels in Walmart in front of a fellow shopper.