b.shaner.6

USCM 🇺🇸 3011

[b.shaner.6 @bshaner29]

Hehehehehehehe

[JDBwitTheJuice 💯➐ ✪ @all_in_yo_girl]

Bruh why they fucked his pizza up like that 😂😂

[b.shaner.6 @bshaner29]

Imagine being a male rapper and people being mad at you for liking pussy and not acting gay for a verse on a song with someone gay. Wow what a piece of shit.

[The Truth @MikeeKhoury]

this is fucked.
not only will she smoke all the competition- she will set records that will be almost impossible for any woman to beat in the future.

[b.shaner.6 @bshaner29]

I went to my first strip club last night.

[emdawg @meowcentraI]

the world was fine til this mf showed up

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: The NCAA Division I Council voted to allow schools to provide spring-sport student-athletes an additional season of competition and an extension of their period of eligibility.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ned. He’ll be conducting your check-pup today. Please don’t giggle when you see him. He’s $232,000 in debt from medical school and would appreciate some respect. 13/10

[smores drizzilious @sebortion]

@historylvrsclub She probably had such a nice bush

[b.shaner.6 @bshaner29]

Forgot Busch light.

[layla, lmsw @itslaylas]

girls after breakups:
- piercings!!!!
- applying for grad school
- bangs! changing your hair color! hair cut!

guys after breakups:
- redownloading tinder
- pretending they don’t need therapy
- relying on their emotional support coworker

[New York Post @nypost]

Papa John admits he didn't actually eat 40 pizzas in 30 days https://t.co/ZFBbGXtHhz

[b.shaner.6 @bshaner29]

Still overrated

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Patrick Mahomes has started 36 games in the NFL.

He’s won an MVP.
He’s quarterbacked a top 5 scoring offense in NFL history.
He’s lead the 4th greatest playoff comeback ever... in a quarter.
He’s lead the 2nd greatest comeback in Super Bowl history.
He’s won Super Bowl MVP.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Kobe was a legend on the court and just getting started in what would have been just as meaningful a second act. To lose Gianna is even more heartbreaking to us as parents. Michelle and I send love and prayers to Vanessa and the entire Bryant family on an unthinkable day.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The so-called “Supreme Leader” of Iran, who has not been so Supreme lately, had some nasty things to say about the United States and Europe. Their economy is crashing, and their people are suffering. He should be very careful with his words!