Brendan Shaughnessy

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[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

Monopoly inventor: And then once you own four houses, you can build a hotel on the property.

Millennials: Did you say FOUR houses?

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

what if we just tried building the plane before we flew it for once?

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

Michigan interim coach, or an amazing name for a bounty hunter from Tatooine

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Who is Biff Poggi?

Michigan's interim head coach became a hedge fund millionaire, created a high school football powerhouse, and was one of Jim Harbaugh's most trusted coaches.

Now, he's the Wolverines' interim head coach after the firing of Sherrone Moore.

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

Spotify attributing your song habits to a (crazy) age is the same thing as Starbucks misspelling your name to the extreme - elicit a reaction that sparks a conversation/share

Coffee for Bryndyn, an 86-year-old whose top genre is Indie Pop.

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

The blue wall has fallen. What have we done…

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

States where it’s legal to own a raccoon

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

Why are all artists not doing this?? $11M is nothing for these celebs.

Imagine swarming the Bee Hive. Tailgating at The Chappell on Sundays. Bieber Bowl. The Dolly Dome.

Pitbull is playing 4D chess.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

International recording artist Pitbull is purchasing the naming rights to FIU’s football stadium. He’s expected to pay the school $1.2 million per year for the next five years to change the name of FIU Stadium to Pitbull Stadium, per FIU board documents.

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

Between Chappell Roan and Tim Walz, the Summer of Ope has officially arrived

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

@stevorighthere Medium is the message

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

Observation: old corded headphones are so back

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

The fact that this is how I found out is hilarious - we are such unserious people

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

Minnesota travel and tourism board is about to EAT

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

give this kid the keys. all of em.

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

I need an AI-Chet Hanks to explain every trending topic on Twitter to Tom from now on. Make it happen.

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

Guys… Chet explaining Drake vs Kendrick to Tom Hanks 😂😂😂😂

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

I’m sorry … LILY TOMLIN IS MRS FRIZZLE?!?!? How is this not overshadowing the election cycle???

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

The fact that ad agencies haven't 1. diversified beyond the single ad that replays relentlessly during games for those streaming and 2. created follow-up funny, self-aware ads that acknowledge that everyone knows the obnoxious ads because of it is INSANE to me. What a miss.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

The NBA literally only runs 4 commercials

• Hit that pose take that flick
• What a pro wants
• Don’t let me go
• Wingstop No Flex Zone

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

make a podcast

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

If you thought only child syndrome was bad, just wait until 30 years from now when Millennials' collective single child they could afford starts taking over

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

I wish there was a Timehop for work presentations where I'm forced to remember and be embarrassed by old versions of presentations from years ago

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

@KleinKleinKlein Totally agree Matt - it's madness there's not a buddy cop movie with Howard and his mother

[Brendan Shaughnessy @bshaughn]

the conversations people are willing to have on the phone in grocery stores boggles the mind

[Kelsey Walsh @Kjwalsh_news]

Before entering court, Trump told reporters he hoped for a delay.

“How can you run for election to be sitting in a courthouse in Manhattan all day long? I'm supposed to be in South Carolina right now, where other people are and where, again, this isn't where I should be.”