DX Shmobby Fischer

barya ni maakor 🇪🇷 🍑

[DX Shmobby Fischer @bshmackin]

@Alwayshuncho For me it’s the slight dimpling/creases as the base. No matter how well packed or tight the roll is. I always end up with some cellulite at the base.

[DX Shmobby Fischer @bshmackin]

@sturtdoinks @noboofsp Just got back from a trip. Had a half zip in my carry on. TSA searched my bag. Moved my half zip to the side and looked at my hair product. Can confirm. They really do not give 2 shits about cannabis.

[DX Shmobby Fischer @bshmackin]

Been awake since 4am cause the word “longevity” fucked me up. Why do we pronounce the g twice in that one word…

[DX Shmobby Fischer @bshmackin]

@Pieguy420 That snowman was special

[DX Shmobby Fischer @bshmackin]

I got a fresh pro club for everyday this vacation

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Been in Japan for 2 hours and I already got a egg sando in hand

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@alienlabsTED @V_arrell From what I’ve seen it looks pretty good. Although I have zero reference for what good bbq is being from San Francisco hahaha but most definitely about to shmack it down and report back

[DX Shmobby Fischer @bshmackin]

@alienlabsTED @V_arrell You talkin about Slice of Life in Tokyo? Cause I’m about to pull up next week when I land.

[DX Shmobby Fischer @bshmackin]

The last 20 mins at work is strictly to waste time and take a shit

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@sturtdoinks

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When you hit 30, something changes and all of a sudden cookware becomes what makes you the most excited.

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My wife is really the 1 and not the 2. Never been more motivated.

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God be working in my life

[DX Shmobby Fischer @bshmackin]

Get me back to the states. I need salt and preservatives.

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Made it on the UK daily mail. Hopefully I don’t get cancelled

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Walking around London and people just recognize a real mf when they see one

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Idk what it is about this London air but ya boy been on the brink of shittin his pants since we landed

[DX Shmobby Fischer @bshmackin]

I used to put Fiji water in my cup o noodles. We not the same.

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Ya boi is a married man

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losing a white tee to a stain a different kind of grief