Baruch Shpigelman

[The Sick Podcast with Tony Marinaro @thesickpodcasts]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨
Win a Trip to Game 2: Habs vs Canes ✈️🏒

One lucky fan + their friend are heading to Carolina for Game 2 thanks to FlightHub - one of Canada’s largest online travel agencies and proudly based right here in Montreal 🇨🇦

🏆 Prize Includes:
• Roundtrip flights from Montreal (YUL)
• Hotel stay minutes from Lenovo Center
• 2 tickets to Game 2 in Carolina

HOW TO ENTER:
✅ Follow @FlightHub & @thesickpodcasts
✅ Comment below tagging the friend you’re bringing with you
✅ RT this post

Contest closes Tuesday, May 19 at 12PM ET. Winner announced later that day.

Full contest rules & conditions:
https://t.co/Ipi1LHhGHc

Contest open to Quebec residents 18+ only. Winner must be available to travel on game dates. This contest is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by the Montreal Canadiens, the Carolina Hurricanes, or the NHL.

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‼️HABS TICKETS GIVEAWAY‼️

We are giving away a pair of tickets to the Habs vs Blues game!

TO ENTER:
1 - Follow @thesickpodcasts
2 - Retweet this post
3 - Comment "SICK"

Winner will be announced tomorrow at 1pm. Good luck!

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🚨TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨

We are giving away a pair of tickets to the Habs vs Jets game on December 3rd in partnership with Cafe Milano!

TO ENTER:
1. Follow @thesickpodcasts
2. Comment "SICK" on this post
3. Retweet this post

Winner will be announced on December 1st. Good luck!

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@Casey Casey I’m in the city with a pair of teffilin. Wanna wrap? I’ll come to you

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An upcoming flight to Mars will have an all female crew. You can tell it’s a female crew when all you hear is “Houston, I think YOU’RE the problem.”

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Earlier today, a large group of people wearing matching sweaters marched in Brooklyn while chanting “we are the real Jews!” If these guys were the real Jews, why wear sweaters? Just set the weather to 76 and sunny.

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A man who lived in an airport for 18 years passed away. Doctors say he was terminally ill.

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KFC accidentally sent out a promotion encouraging people to celebrate Kristallnacht. KFC apologized and to make things right, they're offering all their Jewish customers a free cheeseburger!

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Apple issued an emergency alert urging iPhone users to update their software as soon as possible to prevent hackers from spying on them. Once updated, your phone will be back to normal with only the government listening in.

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Tesla is teaming up with Zoom to enable video calling directly from your car.
Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: ...Speeding?
Cop: No! Zooming.

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Due to an increase in overweight passengers, United says it will block out seats to help evenly balance their flights. Spirit Airlines is also doing its part by making sure both sides of the airplane have a wing.

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Sweden has developed the first female crash test dummy. It’s exactly the same, only this one yells at the driver for missing an exit.

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The New York City Marathon is today. However, due to the major surge in crime, the real winner will be whoever runs the furthest away.

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Doing laundry is like playing poker. You only fold when there’s nothing else to do.

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President Biden is proposing a 90-day gas tax holiday. It’s just like “90-day fiancé” but in the end, you break up with your car.

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Internet Explorer is being shut down after 27 years of service. It's the end of an icon.

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Chicken farmers in Thailand are giving their chickens cannabis to help fight diseases. That’s one way to get your chicken baked.