Brandon Kleinmeyer

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@Gabriel44374331 @nypost That's not our fault. Soccer is British slang that we picked up. By the time the Brits were calling it football, we had American Football in the US. It would have been confusing having 2 sports with the same name.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@MattWalshBlog Do you all not understand sarcasm? I read the whole post, and unless I'm missing something, this screams sarcasm.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@NicoleArbour @JellyRoll615 Who/what is Jelly Roll? Isn't that a food?

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@RGIII I haven't liked the halftime show since like 2010 or so. It's been all rap, hip hop, or pop for the last decade and a half. I want a rock band.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

I'm putting something together without reading the instructions. I'm not doing it because I'm a man who refuses to read them, I'm doing it because I lost them.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@netflix This is the only time I will cheer for the British over an American.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

If you got a DM from me in the last couple days, don't click any links. My account got hacked. I'm not on here much so I just noticed.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

Who is Bad Buddy? I'm anticipating another terrible #SuperBowl half-time show.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@MojoResin @TB1Kinobe I'm just sitting over here with a garage full of Koblalt tools minding my own business.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

Just saw the new #SupermanMovie It was different. I'm not going to give spoilers. I'm just going to say that at times, it almost felt like a parody. Some movies can pull off the mix of comedy and drama well. This movie does not. It was like watching 2 different movies at once.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@AntTheMan21 I'm not a hater. I'd never heard of him before the Superbowl. I couldn't understand a word he said while "singing".

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

Are people actually enjoying this half-time show? This is awful. #SuperBowlLIX

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@koshiz This may be accurate.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

#SuperBowlLIX    Heads the Chiefs win, Tails the Eagles lose. Either way, the Zebras win.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

https://t.co/eHLn0UKR6T

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@piper4missouri Other than apparently humans, show me anything else that grows but isn't alive. You can't. If something is growing, it is alive. Humans are no exception. You are killing a live, growing human if you have an abortion. Thus abortion = murder. No religion involved.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@andersleijersta The person who creates a problem doesn't get credit for fixing it. Yippie, inflation has been reduced. Except it was failed policies that caused it to rise in the first place. Boat crossings are down because people can just walk across the border now.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@TaxDeflectors @bossassrn I'm from Iowa. They don't tax groceries. I now live in Missouri, they unfortunately do.

[Brandon Kleinmeyer @bsk2006]

@Travis_in_Flint How exactly does making them illiterate adults who can't do basic math help them?