Brendan

[talking about my mid-life crisis hobby @alcohollelujah]

Damn they got two bass pro shops

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Can't believe we fought the revolutionary war just to be destroyed like this

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

@calebdecker10 @WhiteHouse Lmao this a drop in the bucket compared to the near 800 billion we threw at defense spending without batting an eyelash

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

And it wasn't my first choice 💀

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

“You’re so resilient!” Thanks! My options were that or dead

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

Idk why charcuterie poppin off rn when snack trays been a thing, but yall gotta stop. This shit doesn't qualify as a meal 🥴

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

These are teachers, trying to grab as much money as they can for their classrooms. I feel physically sick.

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

$bslowe99 pay for dis roadtrip pls

[Cash App @CashApp]

#CashAppFriday starts now. Drop your $cashtag 💰

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

Auditory processing issues from ADHD + Having poor hearing in one ear, almost none in the other = a struggle to get people to understand I'm not ignoring them or just not listening. I just physically cannot hear. And if I can. I'll be lucky if I can actually piece it together

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

Wait.. it does?.. I really owe 29k rn? Not a scam?? Fuck.

[Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute]

"Medical debt" should not exist.

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

The worst part abt this is you're not paying attention if you think getting engaged in the political process will solve anything.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Our Supreme Court is poised to allow religious beliefs of some, to dictate basic freedoms for all. It's a slippery slope, and if it doesn't scare you to death and cause you to get engaged in the political process immediately, you're not paying attention.

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

Every year I'm like wow, I listened to so much music this year. I must have way more time than a lot of people. Like I work 40 hrs a week, listening to music for several hours a shift. Not including outside of work. And yet I have had the lowest time out of damn near everyone😂

[p. @sixinchbeys]

yall had spotify for breakfast lunch and dinner bc wdym 100k+ minutes of streaming??3!3?

[macye @facecakexo]

I never appreciate the ability to breathe through my nose until I’m having to mouth breathe

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

He really made it outta there 😂

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

https://t.co/hNJsFWQF1Q

[Amber @beauville_]

Don’t yall hate when you tell someone you don’t talk to a family member anymore and the first thing they say is life is short? Like yea I know…which is why I’m not finna spend it tolerating several forms of abuse and narcissism 😭TF

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

This a community effort right here. This what we like to see.

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

@mackenzierae67 Quite possibly 😂 I thought it was you but I just remembered we had gotten one

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

@mackenzierae67 Yes 💀 I remember being at Walmart and we saw one we thought was the funniest thing. We got it and kept it as a pet for a lil while till he shriveled up and went bad 😂

[Brendan @bslowe_99]

@mackenzierae67 I like that one
Do you remember when you got a yam?