BSM 5-a-side

The Big Scary Monsters 5-a-side football tournament. Pitting the best and worst of the UK music industry against each other since 2007.

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GOALS! https://t.co/XGLfjmbLtU

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@Pennington84 The journeyman. THAT goal in the 2015 final will never be beaten

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@BenTrow The only one, so far as I can remember. An all-time great team name too

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@YawningWhistler Yeah, sad times. Not sure @GFTBen will ever forgive me for cancelling it

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Sorry to say we’ve decided it’s time to hang up our boots and won’t be running the BSM 5-a-side this year

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@mikejhemsley Holding out for the England job

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...and, perhaps more appropriately, this. A thread of the WORST moments... https://t.co/YE6dzXVbNb

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As last weekend was our 10th anniversary tournament, here are the 10 worst things caught on video from it:

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For now we’ll leave you with this, the best goals from 2017, our 10th tournament. https://t.co/XGLfjmbLtU

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Thanks to all who played. Maybe we’ll be back for a seniors tournament one day https://t.co/pCdbMwKqez

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From Sharpie’d shirt numbers scrawled on skin to the shadow of Wembley Stadium, it’s been a joy

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2017 team photos now up at https://t.co/EjuuJlCcWF

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1. This is just embarrassing, @kobalt . Absolute piledriver from @disfooty

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2. Step aside @ilovealcopop, @orchtweets (and in particular @bpoliszczuk) are here to take the honour of the WORST kick off ever

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3. @DevilPR with the most skillful goal of the day v @kobalt

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@JackdawsFC Shout out to @havanatapes for going out of their way to make sure this was recorded!

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4. Ciara @JackdawsFC with an unbelievable handball and George Michael Bluth-esque sad walk off.

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5. Absolute sitter! @iemusic @iesportsmgmt

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6. Reigning champs @bsmrocks crashing out with real class. Should've seen red @prockpat (top left corner)

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7. @orchtweets with this shocker of an own goal. @dgriffiths, hang your head

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8. In fact, it seems like @BanquetRecords need to check their studs