Becca

please, no more questions at this time

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

i'm grateful evangelicals introduced me to jesus because i probably wouldn't have left evangelicalism if they hadn't

[Becca @bsmck_]

Truely believe I would be so much happier if I was just so painfully stupid

[Becca @bsmck_]

one thing about me is it will eat UP anything Mike Flanagan makes

[Becca @bsmck_]

@masonmennenga Damn that goes hard

[Becca @bsmck_]

the national alarm scared me so bad I jumped and accidentally hit the power button on my phone and never got the notification so overall very successful

[Becca @bsmck_]

one cool fun thing about me is I will eat pickles out of a jar like they’re potato chips

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals: "you'll become more conservative if you read the bible”

me: *every time i read the bible*

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals will be like god loves you unconditionally*

*terms and conditions apply

[Becca @bsmck_]

@emilykmay This is something I’ve implemented with my preschoolers and it works perfectly, no confusion at all and the kids avoid having to share sensitive info when they don’t want to.

[Becca @bsmck_]

more people should know about the ongoing war between my local mall and JCPenney

[Becca @bsmck_]

@gracebaldridge Holy shit we’re sending the veggies to hell?

[Becca @bsmck_]

@mattxiv Thought it looked worse somehow

[Becca @bsmck_]

@NoahKahan Damn you turning 26 too?

[Becca @bsmck_]

friendly PSA: don’t preach about deconstruction if the only prescription you’re offering for it is reconstruction.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

jesus provided free food and healthcare and wanted to release imprisoned people and evangelicals have spent a long time trying to do the opposite of those things

[Becca @bsmck_]

quick shoutout to the mom and dad whose baby was staring at me and smiling and instead of saying “what a flirt” said “are you making some new friends??”

[Becca @bsmck_]

@masonmennenga I think Eric should try carrying around an extra 25 pounds of weight sticking out from his chest and becoming a professional athlete

[Becca @bsmck_]

I haven’t seen the Barbie movie yet but from all the discourse so far I can tell that men still place themselves at the center of all existence.