Brittany Smith

Random thoughts that must be tweeted out to the Twitter-verse.

[Brittany Smith @bsmeier14]

@interndrew That hat looks marvelous on you darling

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@joliekerr Oh and while remaking the bed I folded the bottom sheet halfway up the bed so when my husband gets into bed he can't stretch out his legs!! I love April Fool's day!

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@joliekerr I cleaned the "protein stains" from our mattress. TMI?

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@joliekerr here is a #LAMOB story. I mentioned to my husband last year that I wanted to try to make our bed every day. He committed 100% and now he makes the bed 95% of the time! Lucky wife here.

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@interndrew Sounds like pure coincidence to me!

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I'm going to refer to bras as "boobie traps" #randomthoughts

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There is always the smartest person in the room. I'm all alone in the living room right now... soo.... #winning #randomthoughts

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@ShmannersCast In response to your question "can you self officiate your wedding?" Yes! My husband and I did in Colorado.

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#GameOfThrones

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.

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@joliekerr I definitely wash my bathrobe at least every 2 weeks.

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What would it mean if I said "I'm literally eating a hot dog right now!" #CanineOnFire? #HebrewNational? #randomthought

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@AWRCatRescue here is Keebler and his new sister, Pepper. They love to play! We decided to change his name to "Pi".

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@csgazette I am looking forward to finding out the winners of this year's Best Of... when will results be published?

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I wish I had someone in my life like Uncle Jimmy from S-Town #stownpodcast #trypod

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From this point forward, everything that comes out of the toaster oven will be called toast! Bread, pizza, poptarts... #randomthought

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I like cheese... #cheeseisgood #yummy

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Things you can't convince people to change their minds on: religion, politics, how they drink their coffee. #RandomThoughts

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I think we should have more saxophone national anthems! #NFLPlayoffs

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How many Cheetos can you eat in one sitting before you die?... Asking for a friend...