Brandon Smith

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[Brandon Smith @bsmith0418]

Fucking referees needs executing

[John @J_oh_n]

Everyone knew this was the risk of playing chappie. You knew some mad cunt would dish out a slap like this if they caught you. It’s why you play the game.

[Brandon Smith @bsmith0418]

Messi is so much better than any footballer ever. It’s not even close.

[Alex @AlexMcGuire98]

Yeah I couldn’t care less he’s German. He’s our man.

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

Made my childhood beautiful
Making my adulthood beautiful

[`mr. villa @Luccydevil07]

"You can't support a team which is not from your country"

Me supporting Argentina for Messi:

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Anglo-Saxon @AngloSaxon85]

Don’t teach the cunts how to row ffs

[Brandon Smith @bsmith0418]

Messi is so clear of any other footballer ever. It’s not close. It’s not even debatable

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Wow it’s actually identical

[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

There’s a void in my heart that will never be filled when this man walks away from football.

[🇪🇸 @marigawept]

The funniest thing about this World Cup is when everyone realises Messi is still better than everyone

[Siddharth @s7ddharth]

finishing a workout or run before 8am will teach you how much time you actually have in a day

[SP @sspencerukk]

Must be wank being obese in this weather

[Raven @ravenalternativ]

UK heat got me starfishing on my bed stark bollock naked with a £12 Tesco fan blowing air that feels like someone sighing on me

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[JT @jt_stamford]

You’re a complete cunt if you take your dog out in this weather btw 👍🏼

[Liban @LibanLDN]

Thomas Tuchel is either about to look like a football genius or become the most wanted man in England and have the tabloids calling for deportation by July. No middle ground.