Brian Smith

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

how i greet my dog when i get home

[Michael Mockler @esquiremichael1]

It was the great modern philosopher Van Lathan who once said

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Gotta dim the lights and lock the doors for this

[Razz @sznrazzz]

when she tell me im handsome without a haircut

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Only the richest of tastebuds can understand the delicacy of carrot cake

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

How it feels going back to work after the weekend

[jynx @jynxbby]

i be at work SOOOO sleepy then clock out and be ready to walk to africa

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

the monkey threw his hands up like “this nigga not doin shit” 😭😭😭

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

tired of fake laughing, imma just start staring at people like this

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

buying the cereal

[Speed @speedfromtexas]

Me and the baddie I pulled just from being silly.....

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

10 year old me thinking the game would load faster if i acted like i didn't care

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i wake up from a “quick” nap & it’s dark outside