Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt

Bob Does Sports Enthusiast | Fuck the Yankees | Moses the Sea Splitter | Ball Toucher | Go Blue

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

what more could you ask for? #wishiwaslanekiffin #thisappgotproblems

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Green Bay is desperately missing Josh Jacobs' leadership & ability to respect women.

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

just listened to a bunch of dudes in their 30s seriously discuss buying full body pillows. maybe the most violently single conversation ive ever heard
#nogame #downbad

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

not the position we want to be in @RobbyBerger
#getittogether #shank

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

when you delete all your social media apps on your phone so you are left with ESPN Verts #dang

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

a kid just asked me if drew rasmussen is throwing a no-hitter. should I tar and feather him or just kill him?
#nofeel #getalife

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

@MaxMannis

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

We need a slur for auto-drafters who win and act like they did that shit #fuckem

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

@BronxBmbrz thanks glad to see there are non delusional Yankees fans.

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

lane hates oxford so much that he drugged the frats at Ole Miss #wow

[Elicia Brand @EliciaBrand]

🚨BREAKING- PARENTS, READ THIS!🚨

Allegedly, Ole Miss is searching for more kids who didn't show up to class today.

Reports are that there are student Overdose deaths at Clemson, LSU, Alabama, USouthCarolina and Ole Miss.

This was just sent to all @IFC at UGA:

🚨🚨🚨🚨As I am sure you guys are starting to hear, this weekend in Oxford there were 7 deaths from overdoses at least 5 of which were fraternity men. These deaths came from cyclorphine an opioid that is stronger then fentanyl that was disguised as a Xanax and potentially also cocaine. I reached out to all of your chapter presidents but as we know to combat this we need leaders of all ages to be on the same page, strongly encourage your chapters against drug use. It is evident this new mixer has hit the SEC. With a big weekend ahead it is critical you all are proactive with your chapters regarding this issue, so getting in front of guys you know may partake in these risks is encouraged.

@ClemsonUniv, @LSU, @UofAlabama @UofSC @OleMiss @DawgsAth

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

called her from my friend’s phone

[🦈 @4Cobey]

Marcell Reed the reason they tell black QB's to play RB and WR

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

cooper rush is more wanted by falcons fans than Osama bin Laden was by the us government.

[Archibald “Ironshaft” Chadwick @Whiteiverson999]

#nuke the whole generation

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

when Darren “drug addict” Waller scores tds over tet McMillan

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

Trinidad looking like fucking a right vince young rn
#jeez #hottytoddy

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

@IcyVert They have books there?

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

@Whiteiverson999 there is a chance she may be a dude archy

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

was just talking with a girl and she said her day plans are to wake up at 6 (west coast), watch college gameday, then drink beers til the Ole Miss game.
#wow #mightbeinlove

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

@edward1mcdonald Marry her rn

[Titus "Girth Brooks" Vanderbilt @bsmitty523]

this retard forgot about the child molester
#wander

[Roman Anthony Enjoyer @raenjoyer19]

I’m so fucking serious literally nothing bad has ever happened to this franchise

The As played us like the fucking 18 Red Sox but against the Rays they forget how to play the game of baseball entirely