deranged puppygirl

trans (mtf) and gay and stupid and yes this is an alt account for being even freakier

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

they need to invent a shower that just shaves all your body hair. just spent almost an hour taking care of my legs and face ALONE. either I'm inefficient as hell or we must revolutionise the system

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

my daily limit came back???? I made two posts and it suddenly kicked in again??? what the hell this is unfair I'm going to explode

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

oh yeah right daily demons roots posting. day 3, diana :3

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@I_amClueless love you toooooo :333 so very very much.,.,.. to a near-painful degree,,,,

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@I_amClueless hehee thank you for your benevolence <3

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@tsvenusia @sinclairestoy yes I have truly seen the errors of my ways,,,, I know my place in the world now :3

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

making it abundantly clear that @sinclairestoy is me. that's my alt. that's me. anything she says is me. anything I say is her. I am only on this account now because daily post limits

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@TheInhalerOfGas @sinclairestoy I didn't know that !! just making it clear for the general public :3

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@I_amClueless mmm fine I'll stop trying for all-nighters. but IF you ever feel like you want a punching bag I WOULD be the first in line :3 just saying :3

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@I_amClueless me,... you'll pick me right.,, please pick me . how many of your fans have given themselves THIS deeply to your cause,,,,,

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@I_amClueless hgffw my main account hit the daily post limit so I have to resort to this one but MEEEE ME ME ME ME ME EME ME ME ME PLEAS

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@I_amClueless well of course,,, such resilience seems almost superhuman,.. I couldn't survive a DAY without it, after all.....

[Ganymede 🧜 @ivymede]

she said “i started reading twilight when the movie came out” so i told her “i was still learning to read when twilight came out” which is probably why i got stuffed like a turkey immediately after

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

needneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneedneed ("he" is negotiable)

[eryn @schrodngersclit]

you have no fucking clue what i would do to you if i found you all alone in the dark

[☆Katya☆ @SpiralforKatya]

Let Mommy train you to NEED constant masturbation.~

Constantly jerking off to my content is GOOD for you.~

It definitely won't BRAINWASH you into the perfect toy for me to use however i please.~

You can trust me.~

Just keep PUMPING away all your braincells.~

🌀😵‍💫🩷

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@I_amClueless keep gooning,,,, you deserve to feel perfect always ,.,..,

[deranged puppygirl @bsmth161616]

@I_amClueless I'd be MORE than happy to provide morale support through the work day :33