holly flax

my tweets are for me and myself only but I love you and truly wish you all the best✌🏼................ amangiri resort ‘21💕 #chubbymisfits

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he eats bullshit for breakfast lunch and dinner!

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I believe Diz delivered on a 21 pounder tonight. Incredible.

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DIZ IS BAKING A 16 LB BUTTERBALL TURKEY TODAY #HOTGIRLSUMMER

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The way this woman never ceases to amaze me. Congrats on Year 3 Elizabeth G. #TURKISHGIRLAUTUMN

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@laineyflanagan 25 pounds. Size of a toddler. She literally does not cease to amaze me.

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“Dude this was the first year I ever trained myself to have a summer body, but the funny thing is the summer ruined it”

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i saw Halloween decorations for sale at Walgreens in August therefore I can absolutely rock Mariah in September (basically Oct)

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usually when I don’t see my roommates for a day or so I start chatting out loud to myself here and there, but they’re both gone for the next 5 days so I’m pretty confident I’m gonna have full blown convos with myself by Friday SOS

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biggest mindfuck is finding out how old coworkers actually are. my guess is always off by like 5+ years

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times are changing

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Crying

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a crispy glass of wine in the sun after the work day

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At dinner sitting next to these 13 year old boys and they hit me with you got a boyfriend and then immediately after is your hair a real color

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this d-list reality tv bimbo blocked me on Instagram for no reason (to my knowledge) and it kinda made me feel special 🥰

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i literally blackout when I approach a lemonade stand or frankly any child selling anything. as of today I’m a proud new owner of a hotwheels car for $11

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@toddpack69 I’m here

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@toddpack69 This is when you know

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you could give Lainey the exact moment and time and she would be able to pick a song that perfects it

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@hammer9864 I think he was spitting on me

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im genuinely wondering is it raining or is this guy spitting to me

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Can’t help but getting senti every time college seniors start to graduate