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@Calm_In_Cense @Blutman27 Yeah there’s an email and a call in number for the league

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@BFW Go Cardinals

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@BRWalkoff @TimKellySports Not having JJ top 5 is blasphemy

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Can’t stop thinking about him

[J.P. Hoornstra @jphoornstra]

I don't really care how the math works out; if you rob three home runs to preserve a 1-0 win, that's a 1-WAR game.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Love and Honor. Show em you belong!

[Jim Plays Pokemon @JimPlaysPokemon]

Starting a Pokémon Yellow Nuzlocke ⚡️

Rules:
• First encounter in each area only (Dupes Clause active)
• Shiny Clause: shinies can always be caught
• Must nickname every Pokémon

[ESPN @espn]

RISE UP REDHAWKS‼️

Miami (OH) makes history as the first MAC team to be the last unbeaten team in D-I 👏

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Drop whatever you’re doing, folks

Here is some absolutely essential context for the people that bemoan the back half of Albert Pujols’s career (his albatross of a contract with the Angels, being a mere shell of his former self in Anaheim, “compiling” his way into the record books, and so on).

Seriously, listen up:

Pujols played for 22 seasons in. The first half of that was his epic first stint with the Cardinals, unquestionably one of the greatest 11-year runs the game has ever seen.

The back half was the Angels contract, a handful of games with the Dodgers, and a return to St. Louis as a platoon player in his mid-40s.

With that in mind, let’s completely ignore those dominant first 11 years; let’s just take the second half of his career and double everything. Let’s just pretend he had the Angels half of his career –– injuries, surgeries, missed games, decline, and all –– twice over without the benefit of the 11 years that earned him the nickname “The Machine.”

Do you know where this exercise puts him?

• 516 HR
• 1778 RBI
• 2622 hits

That’s back-half Pujols x 2. Only ten other players in MLB history have met or exceeded all three of those numbers, and they all sound like they just fell off of Baseball Rushmore:

• Barry Bonds
• Hank Aaron
• Babe Ruth
• Alex Rodriguez
• Willie Mays
• Ken Griffey Jr.
• Frank Robinson
• Rafael Palmeiro
• Jimmie Foxx
• Ted Williams

Those are the only careers as good as second-half Pujols doubled.

Now, instead of doubling second-half Pujols, throw in first-half Pujols. Mind-blowing greatness.

tl;dr — that “subpar” second half would have still put him in the top dozen or so hitters of all time even if he had played his entire career at that level.

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This is fucked. Marmol is a fine manager but it’s time for a fresh start, especially with the turnover in the front office. Get a deal done with Yadi or Albert.

[Gateway Grinders @gatewaygrinders]

Running Oli back for 2026 and Albert gets hired by the Angels🥲

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@ChuckFBass Comrade (hill in the flex this week, fml)

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The last St. Louis Ram…

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wild: Former Rams RB Todd Gurley is STILL 3rd in the league in rushing touchdowns since 2015.....

Todd has not played a single game since 2020.

One of the craziest stats ever 🤯🤯

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@BFW Most overhated barstool employee. Great dude with great takes. Family.

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Somebody gotta tell a second string white boy what happened

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“It's clear I'm not welcome there at their facility. So they're not welcome at ours.”

Bill Belichick sets the record straight

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@RylanCB21 @hannahcmontoya Her sister is a professional wrestler

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@RedbirdRiot Loser and bad fan

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@Lewchube Typically enjoy the redesigns more, but it would be nice for them to be separated and to see both in other content

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@stoolbeachhouse #katicKrawlers

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Already got Bronny

[🦅 @deadboylyfee]

G Luka Doncic
G Austin Reaves
F
F LeBron James
C Deandre Ayton

The 5th starter HAS to be a good defender that can guard 1-3

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@ChefReactions @MLB Ride with the cardinals. We’re young and scrappy with a rich history