Bailey Branch

You have no idea how high I can fly

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

Might mess around & see Marty Supreme for a second time

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

Bears lost & stranger things volume 2 was trash I feel dead inside

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

This did not age well

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

squad

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

When you’re on a walk with your dad in your hometown & you run into FIVE people you know

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

The only person I’d be really upset if they kill is Will. My sweet baby boy Will Byers. If anyone lays a hair on him I’m never talking about this show again

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

Going into the season I thought Steve Harrington was easily a goner but my gut is saying it’s going to be Jonathan. He hasn’t had enough character arc yet

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

A lot of you are wondering if I’ve given up on being an IL bball fan again after their dagger of a loss on Saturday but we’re just getting started don’t worry

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

Me tryna get through Christmas dinner as fast & respectfully as I can so I can watch stranger things afterwards

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

Also on Friday we have Bears vs. Eagles & IL vs. Uconn?? Say LESS

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

I’m so excited/anxious/sad about the last season of Stranger Things that I’ve been having trouble falling asleep all week

[Robert Rosenthal @ALionEye]

November 18, 2018: Illini football 4-7 after a 63-0 loss to Iowa, Illini basketball KenPom #103 en route to a 14-18 season.

November 18, 2025: Illini football #21 in the CFP rankings, Illini basketball #8 in the AP Poll & KenPom #5.

[GSG @GreenStGeneral]

Lose by 4 to a good team and this fanbase is acting like Brad Underwood shot their dog

Man I love Illinois basketball

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

Yesterday was the first time I’ve watched a full IL basketball game since 2021 & I know we lost & that sucked but it was exhilarating & I am so back

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

I think I have whatever the opposite of rizz would be except I’m a girl so it’s fine

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

Someone asked me how I sprained my ankle & I told them I was just cruising down rainbow road & peach launched a banana peel & it was one of those you can’t avoid. They did not laugh

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

@brandon_wildman

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

After much thought I have decided to become a dedicated Illini fan again. This was not an easy decision, but I know it’s what’s right for me in the long term. I would rather cheer & lose than to never cheer again at all. Thank you to everyone who has helped me see the light #ILL

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

I can’t wait to role up to a function where I only know 2 people dressed up as Stanley Yelnats in 2 weeks

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

I have been in a state of depression after taking a party bus to medieval times last weekend

[Bailey Branch @bsquared96]

Can’t wait to force my kids to watch Holes