slept at holiday inn once stuck my tongue to metal pole in the cold once once is never enough unless it's too much - I once got busy in a burger king bathroom
Oscar's have inspired me to write a story about about an oyster. It gives its love interest a pearl necklace it can't take off when it wants to express its love. The necklaces eventually kills the person. Its a tragic RomCom.
@getnickwright Everyone forgets the 1st game of the @Bengals 3 game win streak the refs gave Cincinnati 3 free plays (and yards) at the end of the game so @Bengals could win. #selectivememory