Stanton, Brian

For business inquiries send carrier pigeon

[. @tosinmm_]

De'Aaron Fox plays basketball like he's still on the Sacramento Kings. (derogatory)

[Cades Attorney 💼👨🏾‍💼 @CadesAttorney]

Fox not dribbling the ball out

[Angelo 🧱 @AGLR_23]

🙃

[Gym Fiesta @GymFiesta]

Follow for more fitness tips!💪

[UNISOLD34R @UNISOLDIERMUA]

“Get ze TikTokurr”

[hol up? @whatevasfree]

Elbow talking to Wemby like the green goblin mask

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

Juiced up for one last ride on the diamond.

Finally a heartwarming story baseball needed

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

This is what Dock Ellis was seeing on June 12th, 1970

[Rambo @chesportsguy]

Austin Wells

[Kev @klew24]

It wasn’t. 83 is a bigger number

[nba paint @nba_paint]

If you remove the basketball from everyone, Bam Adebayo's night would rank 1st all-time.

Most points in single game
1. Wilt 100
2. Bam 83
3. Kobe 81

Most points without basketball
1. Wilt 0 (100-pt game)
1. Bam 0 (83-pt game)
1. Kobe 0 (78-pt game)
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T-1. Ron Baker 0

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Just to put into context how insane this is, in his entire career Abraham Lincoln scored zero points and got shot in the head.

[taylorswiftboatveteransfortruth @salsadrunkard]

they used movie magic to make sure we never had to see it but u kno hes slangin that thang all over i bet the whole fellowship hated it so much. nasty lil gray weiner out. disgraceful

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

balk

[Jack 🏹📋 @murray_center27]

Jokic has more blocks than Wemby but the media won’t talk about that #noticing 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[𝑀𝒶𝓃𝓊 🪽 (thankyou GinBi) @manu6603]

This scene is an allegory for taking the arc reactor out of someone’s chest after drugging them btw

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Following international laws is just a fancy way to say “I’m broke”