Brian Stoffer

Technologist, strategist, driver of fast cars.

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@108 Tim, you are a goddamned superhero. I’m glad you made it. Thanks for your hard work.

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@ShaneWatch Yup.

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@108 :|

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@danbenjamin “Ten Nintendo Switches duct taped together.”

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@Charalanahzard @SonySantaMonica Whaaaat? I’ll miss your opinions and insights about the industry, but can’t wait to see your talent in future games! Congratulations!

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@108 My question is: how do you get the power cord to it without a random wire laying around in your living room?

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@Charalanahzard So happy to hear about 500k! I discovered you relatively recently, but am so grateful for your opinions and thoughts. Listening to your 500k video—and thank YOU for your hard work and content. Congrats! You bring so much to the world.

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@108 Sometimes I wake up to find it leering at me from my Amazon cart. Then I think “it has a satin-tempered glass surface, Tim!” I could almost do it. I could. It would be irresponsible to my bank account, but then I would have it. It! In chocolate stained walnut. With hidden wheels.

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@108 Corridor, man. It haunts you. Like it haunts me.

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@williamsf1 Thank you, Claire. You’ve inspired a generation.

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@Charalanahzard Ibuprofen migraine. And darkness, cold, and silence.

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The world needs you right now, @108. Hang in there.

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@108 You are the Kojima of video review creators. I am now Stranding in Death and ordering a gosh darn Elite Controller Series 2 to replace my entirely adequate Series 1. I have been following your advice for years. You’ve cost me a lot of money. Thanks. NFS: Heat thoughts?

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@ShaneWatch Dreaming about video cassette sized cartridges.

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@108 Damn you, Tim Roger. You made me buy Kingdom Hearts III. I was prepared to live in ignorance.

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@JohnnysTavern Hey. I think I might have left a pair of prescription sunglasses at the bar on Wednesday. Any chance you could verify?

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Blown away by the passing of Satoru Iwata, CEO of Nintendo. That man was responsible for an immeasurable amount of my joy. A visionary. RIP.

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@EmptyUK Good! It’s a great trailer! Looking forward to it.

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@EmptyUK Ahh. Bravo. Thank you. Even the press is using the 480p version. :|

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