Special Agent Habibi

@fcbarcelona

[Kriss @afc_kriss]

Looking at it closely, what a ridiculous historical blunder this was

It gave me secondhand embarrassment

[Spark⚓ @ineeda_spark]

Isn't this madness?

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Fijaos en la cara de Cristiano cuando ve que Bernardo fue elegido como MVP

Luego se preguntan de que porque no lo tratan como a Messi

[Town Crier ⚓️ ⚓️ @odinaka_savage]

This happened in a UCL final btw.

[Special Agent Habibi @bstract______]

Such a disgrace to the sport.

[Karma @karmacfc1]

Top 6 Ronaldo Bluetooth Goals 😂🙄

[B𝐀𝐑𝐆CELONA @Bargcelona10]

Como lloro de la risa literalmente cada vez que lo veo. En que estaba pensando? Que quiso decir? POR QUE?

[tag @mxdric]

That’s the thing about respect, it’s earned. Liking posts that slander your own players as the captain? And you wonder why they don’t like you

[𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 @PSGINT_]

how did Negreira have an affect on a friendly pre season game between PSG and Barcelona???🤣🤣

[pEtErfC @CULER_PETER]

The highest dopamine level I've ever reached in my life

[Special Agent Habibi @bstract______]

Such a weirdo. Lacks self awareness. He showed his true colors when he threw the captain's armband on the floor for getting his goal disallowed

As if that wasn't enough, he had the Portugal Federation appeal to having Bruno's 1st WC goal be his instead🤣

Why would they like you

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨JUST IN: Cristiano Ronaldo LIKES Instagram post CRITICIZING Portugal players:

The post says: “They don’t treat Ronaldo the way Argentina’s players treat Messi. NONE of them comes close to Cristiano.”

[Special Agent Habibi @bstract______]

@TintdWindws 2025 Germany was also AVERAGE 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Can't name 2 players and yet portugal STILL can't beat them easily😭😭😭 funny how football works ey?

You don't have to be famous to get a result. The facts are the facts. You can't chat to copa american teams clown. Sit down. I'm done

[Special Agent Habibi @bstract______]

@TintdWindws Nah nigga, that's just a dumb comparison to even think of bringing to the table. You're clutching at straws at this point. This is where I mize

[Special Agent Habibi @bstract______]

Are you stupid? This is argentina's run in 2021😭 just because there's Germany and Spain there don't make it a hard path.

Like I said before, in 2020 and beyond, the Nations League wasn't even taken seriously. Only Portugal fans😭😭 its still not a major tournament. You cry hard

[Tinted Windows @TintdWindws]

Until you show me a team in copa American who’s had a harder path to the trophy than don’t speak on the nations league 😂😂😂😂the only thing copa has over nations league is it being 100 years old, Copa Del Rey is not harder than the club World Cup 😂😂just cause it’s older

[Special Agent Habibi @bstract______]

@TintdWindws You kill me because you think I didn't watch how terrible Germany was in 2020😭 you even have Denmark/Sweden/Poland/Scotland. Have some shame.

Also please do some research on portugal's head to head with copa american teams🤣 40% win rate. 40!! Not so EASY to win there huh?🤣🤣

[Special Agent Habibi @bstract______]

@TintdWindws Bro just shut up at this point yoh wtf😭😭?????

[Special Agent Habibi @bstract______]

@TintdWindws How many goals does Ronaldo have in the finals?😭😭😭😭😭😭

Either way. Goals isn't the only metric. PUT YOUR PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT ON THE TABLE!!!

[Special Agent Habibi @bstract______]

@TintdWindws No we're not gonna start anywhere. He didn't show up and that's final. He didn't carry shit.

[🥷 @neyholic]

Tearssss man pointing at his head as though he'd just produced a moment of footballing genius that had never been witnessed before. The sheer self importance is almost comical. He's practically the embodiment of narcissism