Brian Sutorius

Every day I wake up and put on my gym shorts one leg at a time.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There’s a high chance that Trump thinks Elon Musk has whatever Forrest Gump had

[Caitlin Kelly: veteran journalist, writing coach @CaitlinKellyNYC]

Maybe now the world's most famous hedgehog? Big thanks to @SpichakSimon and Goober for being sources here. This was such a fun piece to write!
https://t.co/Smklnejb3g

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Tarik Skubal had thrown 17 innings of scoreless baseball this postseason. He looked practically unhittable.

On two pitches, the Guardians scored five runs off him.

Baseball makes no sense sometimes -- and that's why it's the best.

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[I drink till im drunk @drarry_175]

นอนขี้มูกโป่งอินเรียลไลฟ์

[Brian Sutorius @bsuto]

@efortmanteau and the 1 video is 0:07 long, are you kidding me

[Lon Harris @Lons]

What's interesting here is that a computer did the fun, creative job of drawing Kermit in various scenarios, and then a human did the boring, labor-intensive job of creating shortcuts with custom thumbnails to open all of their favorite apps. https://t.co/jjgI3uh9iu

[Brian Sutorius @bsuto]

@nytimes Did Tom Brady write this?

[Brian Sutorius @bsuto]

@EsotericCD

[Brian Sutorius @bsuto]

@Thesutorius 2004 in-ears and a first-gen iPod shuffle was the setup I used the most in college!

[Charly Bliss @charlybliss]

"Waiting For You" is out now—a love song written for and about the band. Thank you all for being a part of it 💘💘💘 Stream and buy tickets to the Forever and Ever Tour: https://t.co/I2lWC4r7cH

[Dave Algonquin @the_real_matt_m]

Terrific

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

Bean Pie Heaven
Cleveland, OH

[Brian Sutorius @bsuto]

@ECGreenway what’s the vintage of this sign? George Petty park in West Palm Beach

[Brian Sutorius @bsuto]

@verge that’s okay because I can’t read

[Brian Sutorius @bsuto]

@the_real_matt_m I only ever knew of the four wonderfully strapping young boys!

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[Brindille @Brindille_]

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