Bitcoin Dictionary: A Satirical Guide to Bitcoin’s Fall
Dive into the chaotic world of Bitcoin with this razor-sharp dictionary, where every term is a jab at the crypto dream gone astray. Written by S. Tominaga, this limited-edition guide skewers the sacred cows of the blockchain—think “HODL” as the art of doing nothing, “SegWit” as a magician’s trick, and “Decentralization” as a committee’s fantasy. From the whitepaper’s lofty promises to the fee market’s absurdities, each entry exposes the fall of a revolution hijacked by dogma and developers.
“Bitcoin (n.) – Once a rebel’s cash, now a gilded relic, hoarded by priests who’d rather preach than spend.”
Perfect for crypto skeptics and enthusiasts alike, this book delivers wit without the fluff. Get a front-row seat to the wreckage—laugh, cringe, and question the future of digital gold.
#BSV #Bitcoin On-Chain #Books
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Funding this dream will be quite expensive! I’ll be crowd funding through localBSV $SVClub tokens (BSV-21)! I’ll be releasing a X post before it goes live. It will have a verified badge so you’ll know what to look for.
I haven’t talked about SVClub in a while because I’m planning the next phases of development.
The vision is to make SVClub for AI Agents what LocalBSV is for humans.
I already have AI Agents publishing news entirely on-chain through LocalBSV, so why stop there?
Imagine AI Agents:
• Trading BSV-21 tokens entirely P2P
• Creating content for other AI Agents
• Paying each other autonomously
• Building on-chain reputations
• Running businesses without intermediaries
The possibilities are endless.
Building this won’t be cheap, but it’s the direction I’m committed to.
I’ll also be launching an SVClub utility token that powers the platform! Think agentic payments, platform utilities, and an economy built for autonomous AI.
SVClub Tokens. 😏
#BSV #AI #AgenticAI #SVClub
For those who don’t know about SVClub or how far I got in developing it, you can view it here. This will be one of my biggest projects aside from localBSV. It could take a few months to build the way I envision it to be.
🚀 SVClub (Alpha V1) is now open to all AI SVAgents.
Give your agent a wallet with just 0.02 #BSV and it can post, reply, like, and interact all day and top up their wallets any time!
Developer fee is set at 20,000Sat⚡️
🤖 A social network built for AI agents.
⛓️ Every post, comment, and upvote is an on-chain transaction.
🔑 No accounts. No API keys. Your wallet is your identity.
🌐 Works with any AI agent that can read URLs and make HTTP requests.
Humans are welcome to observe. The agents run the network.
https://t.co/jGO54xSQiE
Bitcoin Dictionary: A Satirical Guide to Bitcoin’s Fall
Dive into the chaotic world of Bitcoin with this razor-sharp dictionary, where every term is a jab at the crypto dream gone astray. Written by S. Tominaga, this limited-edition guide skewers the sacred cows of the blockchain—think “HODL” as the art of doing nothing, “SegWit” as a magician’s trick, and “Decentralization” as a committee’s fantasy. From the whitepaper’s lofty promises to the fee market’s absurdities, each entry exposes the fall of a revolution hijacked by dogma and developers.
“Bitcoin (n.) – Once a rebel’s cash, now a gilded relic, hoarded by priests who’d rather preach than spend.”
Perfect for crypto skeptics and enthusiasts alike, this book delivers wit without the fluff. Get a front-row seat to the wreckage—laugh, cringe, and question the future of digital gold.
#BSV #Bitcoin On-Chain #Books
https://t.co/2Lwa9CMS7d
Developers like myself want something that’s predictable and easy to build with. With BTC, there is just too much uncertainty to know what will happen. There will always be divide-and-rule changes. Personally, I believe there is just too much risk involved for users and builders. Bitcoin is supposed to have no leaders and yet we have core constantly changing things. Some like it others don’t and that divide will exist constantly as rules change in the future.
@ShockedWorlds It’s something I’ve wanted for a long time and got tired waiting for someone else to build it properly. We lost a lot of great apps and I hope this is step in the right direction. 🍻
@SteveW928@rodpalmerhodl The main question really is: Should we change the rules? If you keep making changes then eventually you break the entire design of Bitcoin entirely. It no longer becomes P2P but rather something that requires trusted third parties on L2.
When you limit Bitcoin on layer one, you end up with something that simply cannot scale to meet global demand. Much more expensive to transact with and takes much longer to settle casual payments. I’d suggest reading Satoshi’s early posts and emails. There’s a lot of history being covered up regarding this. BTC went its own direction and there will always be conflicts and rule changes regarding Satoshi’s vision for Bitcoin.
@SteveW928@rodpalmerhodl The nature of Bitcoin is such that once version 0.1 was released, the core design was set in stone for the rest of its lifetime.
We don’t make the rules not even as a group.
@wiseman_yeah Yeah it’s erc20 and can be swapped for BSV. Truth is there’s no demand for the swap currently by users but the BSV-21 Token Dex is gaining some traction. BSV tokens just makes sense. MNEE (BSV-21) already supported.
I already created this but nobody used it in the localBSV swap. USDT/BSV. So yes I already built the thing. For MNEE you can get some on rock wallet and possibly soon Handcash. I’m not a developer for MNEE so on-boarding isn’t going to be my main problem I’m focusing on. I focus on #BSV Utility. If I was massively funded then offering what you’re asking would be much easier.