Young Bij

Life is one long death.

[Young Bij @btabib]

my body’s been sore for two days and i have cuts and bruises all over. That’s how you know i had a good time.

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biblically accurate espresso martini

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I just be doing shit and saying things

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"I gotta learn how to speak Polish in TWO DAYS!"

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"'Things happen to me', me or not me?"

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chick fil a public relations security guard

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"I don't have a pipe to pipe the pipes"

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"What's wrong with ya buds?"

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"TWO FORTUNE COOKIE FOR US!"

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"BE HAPPY WITH THE TREES YOU HAVE!"

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"you cant cure eastern europeanism"

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*Fills tire*
"Finally I'm at peace"
"Yeah right."

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"She's pretty in a trailer park kinda way"

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"Bro you got your degree on a website"

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"I got a quib out in creens"

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"They're both getting sucked"

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"I be shittin lately"

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"I'm gonna cream you"

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"doing doordash together with your friends is the adult version of pokemon go"

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"Bijan where's your parietal lobe?"
"On pride month?"