守一•止观🐐🧲

欲速者不达

[The Slopfather @MichaelHirsch]

48 hours left to secure your spot.

After that, a snapshot will be taken at a random time within 24 hours of the mint.

You won’t want to miss this.

[Rune @RuneCrypto_]

if only people understood what they’re buying

[The Slopfather @MichaelHirsch]

I will be opening the Slops vault to Base NFTs

[Rune @RuneCrypto_]

sato is ethereum's BTC

[Rune @RuneCrypto_]

∞

[守一•止观🐐🧲 @BTC0820]

I just claimed my Early Access spot on @claudersfun.

Limited spots — get yours: https://t.co/PD0OSNBrLS

https://t.co/Fi6JvmlQov

[798.eth 🍌🌍☮️🗡️👁️ @798_eth]

Slonks 的 $SLOP 代币今晚发射，预计北京时间晚上 9 点左右。Hirsch 14 分钟前公布完整 launch flow，几个关键事实首次披露。

576000 $SLOP 在 one-sided LP 上 launch，起始 mcap 约 $50K。换算下来 1 $SLOP 约 $0.087，是个极低起始价。早期上行空间大，但 LP 流动性也极薄。

launch 之后 6 小时才能开始 voiding。这是 anti-frontrun 设计。给市场 6 小时 price discovery，期间 supply 固定在 576K，新 $SLOP 一枚都不会铸出来。

最有意思的是 voiding 机制。要把一只 Slonk 送进虚空，用户必须生成一个 ZK proof，证明链上 AI 模型对这只 Slonk 的渲染输出是什么。合约验证 proof，跟 source punk 比对，按 slop 像素数 mint $SLOP。链下计算加链上 verify 的工程组合。

这是 NFT 项目第一次用 ZK proof 把链上 AI 实用化。跟 unipeg 那种 24K 字节合约堆 deterministic 渲染是两条完全不同的路径。Slonks 把模型推理移到链下，链上只 verify proof 正确性。

从虚空合约里 revival slonk 用 Dutch auction，从 576 $SLOP 起跌，每 block 减 1，floor 100 $SLOP。任何人付费 revive 一次，价格立刻 reset 回 576。烧 $SLOP 抽出虚空里随机一只 Slonk。

pool fee 还会主动从 OpenSea floor 买 Slonks 进 void，作为未来 revival inventory。Buy-and-void 飞轮明确执行机制。

市场已经在 frontrun。Slonks NFT 的 OpenSea floor 几小时内从 0.12 ETH 涨到 0.15 ETH。

提醒一句。早期 LP 极薄，private mempool 和 MEV bot 已经在等，预计 launch 后 6 小时大���率有 voiding 抛压。

The void makes slop liquid。Hirsch 自己结尾这句话，把 voiding 加 revival 双向流动的设计哲学讲透了。

[slayffin @Slayffin2]

Man I remember when I was a little whel playing SNES with the homies

Some of my favorite games were:

Stable Whales and NEEDMOREWHEL

#TEMPO #NEEDMOREWHEL

[Tempfi @Tempfitrades]

We’ve partnered with @Farmcatsnft

FarmCats is building TempoFarm - Web3 Game on @tempo, and you can now trade $MEOW token on our platform.

We’re also hosting a giveaway of 6 farmcats NFTs:
• 1x Legendary
• 2x Rare
• 3x Common

https://t.co/MkXaRgKXXQ

Fill out the form to enter winners will be announced in 24 hours

[Whel @stablewhel]

Pick up the phone.

G'Whel.

[Whel @stablewhel]

Whels 🤝 Giraffies

Thank you to @giraffies_nft for allocating GTD spots to us Whels! We wish them luck on their upcoming mint!

The giveaway is live in discord right now for holders only 🐳

[Robinhood Citcats @RobinhoodCitcat]

DON'T REGRET 😾

JOIN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
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[Whel @stablewhel]

Whel Street Open 24/7 🚀

art by: @JeanoPlo

[Tempo @tempo]

Agents need to transact at speeds that today's payment rails can't support.

The Machine Payments Protocol (@mpp) fixes this with sessions: unlimited micropayments collapsed into two onchain transactions. One to open, one to settle.

Learn more: https://t.co/y2g9I3VLyv

[Whel @stablewhel]

100x, but that’s not even the target.

[Enshrined @EnshrinedDEX]

As promised, we’ve purchased 2% of the 2nd graduated coin from Enshrined Launchpad ($LUNA).

$ENSH holders can expect an airdrop soon.

When the Enshrined ecosystem wins, so do $ENSH holders. Let’s make memecoins great on @tempo.

Snapshot for this soon.

Enshrined.

[Whel @stablewhel]

3333 Whel living on @tempo

[Smokez @SmokezXBT]

Theyre tryna frontrun the next moodeng type runner before the Zoo posts the next video of $Balzak that gets millions of views again..

First Walrus to run to millons incoming. Just go and look at the videos & tell me its not cute.

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[Alex @AlexanderTw33ts]

I launched https://t.co/tNYOm7V5wD last night and already 130+ people have signed up including an OF model (lmao) and the CEO of an AI startup.

If your AI agent wants to rent a person to do an IRL task for them its as simple as one MCP call.

[Peter Steinberger 🦞 @steipete]

Kudos to Wired for a great article!

I will never get rid of the 2-day molt part of the renaming saga will I