Hot Sauce Heisenberg

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

If air bud can win basketball championships it's only a matter of time until some brave furry wins the westmister dog show

[Thomas DeLauer @ThomasDeLauer]

Eating wholesome, unrefined foods will fill you up and keep you satiated.

Hyperpalatable, processed foods will leave you wanting more and more and more.

They fool you with a cheaper price tag, but you’ll keep coming back for more and more.

GOTCHA

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

walking around with white russians in a used Starbucks cup because people think it's iced coffee

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

If you don't acknowledge a schizophrenic's imaginary friend you will now be canceled for being a schizophobe

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

How are people more upset over bud light commercials than the government lying to us about aliens and ufos for almost a century

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

C-18 was sold to the masses that it would help canadian content. This seems to be the opposite

[Google Canada @googlecanada]

Unfortunately, we've made the difficult decision that when Bill C-18 takes effect, we will remove Canadian news links from our Search, News and Discover products. https://t.co/ilWrF1uRuS

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

Imagine a candlelit dinner but the candle is made of butter and you can dip food into it

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

@StephenKing Even a broken clock is right twice a day

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

Storytime with Jeffrey epstein at the local library is great for kids to learn acceptance and inclusivity

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Biden says what everyone in the room is thinking when he *accidentally* applauds China in congratulating Trudeau. Parliament knows it and laughs.

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

It can't be treason season already

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

If you've ever paid overdraft you probably wonder why these banks keep getting bailed out

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

@TheTorontoSun By calling everything and everyone racist is kinda normalizing racism when is probably a bad idea to do that

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

@JustinTrudeau @NORADCommand The Americans had to take care of it because you gave all our weapons to ukraine

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

Am I crazy or are Tostitos chips are just way too salty

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

Pink Himalayan salt does not come from mountains and also includes radioactive elements

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

Snl wishes they could still write sketches like this

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

BREAKING: Finland has introduced the world's first transgender national figure skater

They fall down in the first 45 seconds and no one is allowed to act like anything at all happened

[Hot Sauce Heisenberg @btchnkitchen]

Just saying it's easier if they are all in one spot

[CTV News @CTVNews]

As elites arrive in Davos, conspiracy theories thrive online https://t.co/pv6IPJh2t3