BTC Kris

March 2017 #Bitcoin pleb.
Converted goldbug. Seeker of wisdom.
Sat stacker. Remnant.
Hodler of Last Resort. Boat accident survivor.

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Every time Bitcoin dips, I panic sell my fiat.

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@GhostOfStoneyX2 Scammers don't know we all deleted coinbase years ago

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@COLDCARDwallet https://t.co/epAFprX2zN

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What about a @COLDCARDwallet that has a solar powered basic calculator mode? To the ignorant it's just another calculator, to the informed it's a Bitcoin vault.

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@SwipaCam Roster from 4-9 is more accurate

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@SwipaCam MPJ is dogshit

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@BITVOLT Leftists hate Bitcoin.

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bUt wHo wILl bUiLd dA rOaDs?!?

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@NBATV @Kia Without Shai, thunder are still the #1 seed. Without Joker, nuggets are in the lottery.

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@SwipaCam I don't understand why Malone doesn't call time out before letting the run get to 10-0

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@AlpacaAurelius Phase 11: becoming aware of internal bioenergies, qigong, semen retention, meditation, and bringing the body under the conscious control of your mind.

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@BitcoinPierre https://t.co/caX1luN7U8

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A lot of Bitcoiners practice fasting today because it makes them feel great.

A lot of Nocoiners will practice fasting in the future because they can no longer afford food. Will they feel as great I wonder. 🤔

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@btcKaz Feel you there, same story over here. And tbh, I don't care about waking anyone up anymore. The fire just doesn't burn hot enough.

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@GhostofWhitman That dude just never learns

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@ResisttheMS "Old man yells at peace plan"

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It only takes ten minutes to audit Bitcoin's entire supply

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸DOGE’S FORT KNOX GOLD AUDIT COULD TAKE 18 MONTHS

A full audit of Fort Knox’s gold reserves would be a massive undertaking, with JM Bullion estimating it would take at least 18 months to complete.

- Requires 20 personnel
- Uses 18 high-quality scales & XRF scanners
- Needs 2 boring drills & 18 item carts

The effort aims to bring long-overdue transparency to U.S. gold holdings—a process that hasn’t been fully conducted in decades.

Source: @JMBullion , @DOGE

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@SatoshiDeniz Pleb life for life

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Turns out you weren't crazy. You were just early.

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@Coinicarus

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@SwipaCam Understatement of the century

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@SwipaCam Refs doing their part

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@BTCGandalf Still better than buying the xrp top in 2017