Brandon Eisel

🤘🏼GMD

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

i can’t believe i ever cried over someone i’m hotter than

[Brandon Eisel @bte200]

@AFeeney3 See you in Ohio Thursday

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

gemini season😈

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

wish i could step outside my body and take my own damn pictures lmao

[Brandon Eisel @bte200]

Just found out you can say your married to anyone on Facebook, watch out ladies, Happy Anniversary.

[Maria Gagetta @mariagagetta]

Gonna tell my kids this is Simone Biles

[ℕε𝒆η𝕒 ❤️ 🇨🇦 @WhisperedWilds]

my biggest flex is being a crackhead without crack

[Brandon Eisel @bte200]

No one ever:

Me:“Doctor tucker wana come clubbing?”

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Ok! Spicy Chicken Nuggets will now be back in all restaurants THIS MONDAY! Get ready.

[Brandon Eisel @bte200]

I leave for the beach in 3 hours haven’t packed yet :)

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

My birthdays coming up and my crazy gemini ass didn’t plan anything like always ...

[WPXI @WPXI]

Pens fan @Ratchell__ hopes to help mom find a kidney at final regular-season game https://t.co/ypi8CrBTMV

[bri ⎕ @causebriwayout]

My friends have been begging me to post this video since summer time when this happened so now that i have finally healed and my hair has grown back i guess i will

[april @AFeeney3]

Today my alarm to wake me up went off and some guy went “ugh freshman” I’m sorry chad do you not need alarms in delta delta delta??? Do you just wake up when to the sound of a bud lite opening and just know it’s morning ?

[Community Engagement @WJCommunity1]

What better way to cap off the W&J Week of Service weekend than playing some flag football with the Washington Special Olympics? Thanks to our students and Special Olympics athletes for a fun evening!

[Brandon Eisel @bte200]

This lady comes into giant eagle last night and was like I think I left my purse in the WAGON. Like was there a horse carrying her around the store?