cow ƎRIC PUNT

just a hot typical cowgirl living on my 1/8 acre ranch in the middle the great state of South Dakota, did I mention I’m a relatable cowgirl

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

Yeah believing in God takes a lot of faith but imagine how much faith it takes to believe in essential oils.

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

My top three irrational sports takes. If I had a year to prepare

1. I could be an Olympic level shot putt

2. I could be a professional soccer goalie

3. I could bat .180 in the majors, singles only

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

My greatest decision is quitting concrete, it’s a hot son of a bitch out today

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

@kuipjak Are the grizzlies still a year away from being a year away?

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

@TheDraftDawg @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi Lebron

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

The nba draft does not need to be 2 days, and after pick 15 it could just be an email

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

Rewatching the first pats giants Super Bowl. We don’t give tom and the boys enough credit for the March down the field to go up 14-10 with 2:49 to go

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

Prairie is a weird word, way too many vowels, too many and too awkwardly placed R’s

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

Always felt sort of wrong that this city was a nothing.

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

I don’t like that the media already runs college sports, I’m gonna like it less if the government tries to run it.

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Exclusive to @YahooSports: Sens. Ted Cruz & Maria Cantwell detail their groundbreaking legislation:
*1X transfer
*5-yr eligibility/pro player ban
*hard cap
*5% max agent fee
*"Lane Kiffin Rule"
*optional pooling of TV rights
*prohibits "super league"
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[Maury Brown @BizballMaury]

His dad being the former commissioner of Major League Baseball

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

Happy punt men lawn mower oil changing day to all who celebrate

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Paul Wellstone stan @Wellstonecrat1]

The only state that is gerrymandered in the Senate instead of the House.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Red Lobster the Unlimited?”

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

Tommy pickles
Aang
Sponge bob
Summer Sanders

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Victoria Justice names her Nickelodeon ‘Mount Rushmore’:

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Amanda Bynes
• Jamie Lynn Spears
• herself

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

PLAYED OUR CARDS RIGHT.

[cow ƎRIC PUNT @bteamballer]

The Bain family all wearing the same brown suit was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in the NFL draft