btecbill

48, alcoholic, unemployed, activist, mum to 3 kids & 5 tables, vegan, mentally unstable, divorced, widow, dead inside, crystal meth addict.

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1 like = 1 international war crime committed

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Girls dye their hair because they let their “instructive thoughts” win, but if I let my intrusive thoughts win I would be in solitary confinement with 87 life sentences.

[The Beer Garden @TheBeer_Garden]

We 3D Printed the CRAZIEST accessories !!

WE'VE LAUNCHED!!!! HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME TO THE BEER GARDEN :) @Rawssy @btecbill

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Throw your car batteries into the ocean to help recharge the electric eels

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@Rawssy Clearly never been to West Croydon High Street

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Champagne on christmas morning is ‘fancy’ but when I sank a pint of Tesco Value lager at 9am last Tuesday I was ‘an alcoholic’ and ‘upsetting the kids’. Ridiculous.

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@Rawssy You don’t stand a chance, this is literally your Dad

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@Rawssy @itstommyttv @ffairygee @Nukeri_ Coachella 2022 Lineup

[TALLY @kreptplaydirty]

I aint buying a single croissant in 2023

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YoUr AcCoUnT cOuLd Be PeRmAnEntLy bAnNed

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How cool would it be if Young Sheldon was curb stomped into oblivion?

Side note: I am not a fan of Young Sheldon

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Why are there ‘danger of death’ signs on major electrical boxes? If someone wants to play around in a 6 foot tall box full of wires that supplies electricity to a whole neighbourhood I say let them

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Reddit need to chill. Yes, I do struggle with small talk and yes I will be reading this and yes it was a good suggestion but idk why they keep suggesting r/autism

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The Reddit app has randomly started sending me notifications of suggested posts but the posts are only from r/ClashOfClans and r/autism. Not sure what they’re trying to say.

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@Dandeta1 @NoContextBrits Corrrrrr 😍

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@AdamTKWallace @elonmusk I don’t think people are saying no one will buy it, I think people are saying it’s a waste of money. Personally, I think it devalues the actual verification badge and charging people $8 to edit a tweet is a bit of a scam but each to their own ✌🏻

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beans.

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Paying for verification when you’re tweets get 2 likes is the online equivalent of buying every woman in a club a drink in hopes that one of them respects you - not gonna happen pal

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In the doctor’s waiting room and someone asked me “are you ill?”... Nah pal I’m just here for fun

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@Rawssy Uno beerio por favor