Girls dye their hair because they let their “instructive thoughts” win, but if I let my intrusive thoughts win I would be in solitary confinement with 87 life sentences.
Champagne on christmas morning is ‘fancy’ but when I sank a pint of Tesco Value lager at 9am last Tuesday I was ‘an alcoholic’ and ‘upsetting the kids’. Ridiculous.
Why are there ‘danger of death’ signs on major electrical boxes? If someone wants to play around in a 6 foot tall box full of wires that supplies electricity to a whole neighbourhood I say let them
Reddit need to chill. Yes, I do struggle with small talk and yes I will be reading this and yes it was a good suggestion but idk why they keep suggesting r/autism
The Reddit app has randomly started sending me notifications of suggested posts but the posts are only from r/ClashOfClans and r/autism. Not sure what they’re trying to say.
@AdamTKWallace@elonmusk I don’t think people are saying no one will buy it, I think people are saying it’s a waste of money. Personally, I think it devalues the actual verification badge and charging people $8 to edit a tweet is a bit of a scam but each to their own ✌🏻
Paying for verification when you’re tweets get 2 likes is the online equivalent of buying every woman in a club a drink in hopes that one of them respects you - not gonna happen pal