Don’t text me as I’m on the run (ay, ay)
I’ve been motherfucking wanted since I begun (yuh)
I don’t have time for all this bullshit (bitch)
When I’m free, my dick needs a sit (ay, yuh)
Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely, so you could have the money. But I hope now you spend it on some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.