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[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[Juan Vargas (Mundial’s Version) @agoodjuan]

tomorrow

[XLB 💫| Psionics Research Institute @XLB_Psionics]

Thank you for your service

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Auto-translate during the World Cup is devastating for girls with blue hair who call America the most racist country in the world.

[Teezus @bteezy]

@CuffsTheLegend Mikes chicken
Bobs steak and chop house
Perry’s
Mami coco
Kellers drive in
Wok star

[Teezus @bteezy]

@jmthrivept Ceedee and Pickens?

[jylfeng @jylfeng]

Messi Satoru vs Algeria

[QBgami @QBgami]

Erling Haaland vs. Iraq

[Paul Spacey ⚽️ @PaulSpacey]

https://t.co/x9E06LGrxP

[VyceVictus @VyceVictus]

Shoutout to Brian Le, glad he’s getting love for his standout performance in THE FURIOUS

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Legit teared up watching this

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Chili’s & NBA Finals😋

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

Jeremy Lin getting the “high IQ point guard” tag is so funny because it’s 100% racial. he was a score-first guard. his game was pure athleticism. he had the quickest first step in the league and his bread-and-butter was blowing by everyone. a proto-Maxey

[tayler (😬) @billdifferen]

every time I go to deep ellum I gotta stop by The Spot and pay my respects

[samathon @petalinmycrack]

this is gonna be one hell of a good reaction video

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Let’s check in on ONE this morning

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.