Bry-Uhn

Family Man | Former Trucker | Sports Junkie | All-Pro Grownup “ Believe nothing that you hear and half of what you see “

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

This is GPT-6 Astra.

Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.

[Yondaime @iamjadebrieanne]

They preparing us for water shortages 😭😭😭

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Bry-Uhn @btejjj]

@PTwinnn @SmokedBy0 Glad I wasn’t the only who peeped that

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

Nobody has won more combined regular season and playoff games since I entered the league 10 years ago

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Pyrex Chapman @Mariannoo]

you could legit put “The King Of Queens” entire series on shuffle and never be disappointed in which episode it lands on next.

a true masterpiece.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️

(via @MLB)

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Translation: "Me and the boys up here are getting so much pape, im actually having trouble sleeping with how badly we're robbing you niggas".

[22. 𓅓 @enzostrange_]

Make Them Cry
Make Them Pay
Make Them Remember
Make Them Know

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Josh Hart passes the blunt after smoking the layup

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild.

A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten room-size air conditioners running 20 hours a day. One tree on the west side of a house cuts energy bills by 12 percent within 15 years. The bottom photo is worth more, costs less to live in, and sells faster. This has been documented by the University of Washington, Clemson, Michigan State, and the USDA. The data is not in dispute.

Removing those trees saves the builder roughly $5,000 per lot. Concrete trucks need twice the dripline radius of every standing tree. Utility trenches need flat ground. A bulldozer flattens 200 lots in an afternoon. Preserving trees adds weeks and thousands per home.

So the developer pockets $5,000 in savings and the buyer eats $50,000 in lost value for the next two decades. The person making the decision and the person paying for it have never been in the same room.

The Woodlands, Texas is the proof of what happens when they are. George Mitchell bought 28,000 acres of Houston timberland in 1974 and preserved 28% as permanent green space. He forced McDonald's to build behind the tree canopy. That McDonald's became one of the highest-volume locations in Texas. The first office building, designed to reflect the surrounding forest so you couldn't see it from the street, leased completely.

The Woodlands median home price today: $615,000. Katy, a comparable Houston suburb that clear-cut: $375,000. Named #1 community to live in America two years running.

Fifty years of data. The trees are worth more than removing them saves. Developers clear-cut anyway because they sell the house once and leave. You live in it for 30 years.

[droo @imcryingson]

MY BOY SAID HE IN THE ASTON DOIN DONUUUUUUUTS

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

🚨A missing 2-year-old in Avondale, AZ is found because moving company workers refused to ignore what they saw.

The owner says staff were recently trained to spot human trafficking.

This time, the training wasn’t theory, it changed the outcome

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Bad Bunny's Full Super Bowl Halftime show #SuperBowl

[Rit Holtzman @BenRitholtzNBA]

Nobody will ever do it like Bill man.

The randomness, casualness, and aptness of this analogy.

I’m crying.